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Racing
NASCAR Driver Suspended For Doing Something Bigoted With His “Evening Snack”
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Patrick Redford
November 11, 2020
Science
Virgin Hyperloop Has Invented The World’s Crappiest High-Speed Rail
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Albert Burneko
November 11, 2020
NFL
Get Rid Of The Fucking Fans
223
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Drew Magary
November 11, 2020
Journalismism
Never Hire A Sports Blogger To Do Anything
172
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Tom Ley
November 11, 2020
College Football
An Arm And A Legend: Rick McIvor And The 100-Yard Throw
109
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Dave McKenna
November 11, 2020
Defector Up All Night
Let’s Remember A Great Tommy Heinsohn Quote
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Patrick Redford
November 10, 2020
MLB
Report: Tony La Russa Told Arresting Officer, “I’m A Hall-Of-Famer Baseball Person”
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Diana Moskovitz
November 10, 2020
Interviews
A Medieval Historian Explains Why The Magna Carta Has Nothing To Do With COVID-19
170
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Chris Thompson
November 10, 2020
NBA
No More Black NBA Uniforms, Please
157
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Chris Thompson
November 10, 2020
Golf
Jon Rahm Nails An Absurd Skip-Shot Hole-In-One During Practice Round
42
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Patrick Redford
November 10, 2020
Soccer
It’s Time For The Premier League To Embrace Five Substitutions
63
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Luis Paez-Pumar
November 10, 2020
Funbag
Should I Feel Bad For Trying To Get Laid During The Pandemic?
351
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Drew Magary
November 10, 2020
MLB
Tony La Russa Really Stepped In It
152
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Ray Ratto
November 10, 2020
NFL
This Jets Team Is A Special Kind Of Awful
157
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Justin Ellis
November 10, 2020
Defector Up All Night
VR Chat User Lovingly Recreates Four Seasons Total Landscaping As Virtual Furry Hangout
70
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Patrick Redford
November 9, 2020
TV
Who Should Be The Next Host Of ‘Jeopardy!’?
349
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Ray Ratto
November 9, 2020
Politics
These People Are Morons
425
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Albert Burneko
November 9, 2020
NFL
Philip Rivers’s Tactical Starfish Maneuver Requires A Total Film-Room Breakdown
64
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Patrick Redford
November 9, 2020
MLB
The Dodgers Have A COVID-19 Outbreak And Nobody Seems To Care
60
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Ray Ratto
November 9, 2020
Media Meltdowns
What Will Clay Travis, The Wrongest Man In The World, Pivot To Now?
202
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Samer Kalaf
November 9, 2020
NFL
Dalvin Cook Looked Like A Young Adrian Peterson, In Front Of Adrian Peterson
31
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Lauren Theisen
November 9, 2020
NFL
Do Not Normalize The Eating of Ws
84
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Barry Petchesky
November 9, 2020
NFL
Tua Looked Good
75
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Tom Ley
November 9, 2020
NFL
The Bucs Sucked In Antonio Brown’s First Game Back, But That’s Not Really The Point
82
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Diana Moskovitz
November 9, 2020
NFL
Was Tom Brady Crud Tonight?
140
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Luis Paez-Pumar
November 8, 2020
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