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MLB
The MLB Schedule Release Respects My Time And Lack Of Interest
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Barry Petchesky
August 24, 2022
MLB
Justin Verlander Really Might Reach Baseball’s Dumbest, Coolest Round Number
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David Roth
August 24, 2022
MLB
At Least The Nationals Are Finding Novel Ways To Suck
69
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Ray Ratto
August 24, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Los Angeles Chargers
439
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Drew Magary
August 24, 2022
Podcasts
Please Do Not Put Your Poop In A Ziploc Bag
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Kelsey McKinney
August 24, 2022
WNBA
The Sky Won’t Quit Until You Do
33
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Tom Ley
August 24, 2022
NFL
Dan Campbell Wants You To Believe That He And His Dogs Consume Three Pints Of Gelato Every Night
147
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
August 23, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Get A Load Of These Dolts
354
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Tom Ley
August 23, 2022
Creaturefector
Let The Shipworms Eat Captain Cook’s Ship, It’s What Everyone Involved Deserves
80
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Sabrina Imbler
August 23, 2022
This Is So Stupid
Which NBA Players Are Household Names, According To Defector Moms?
269
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Albert Burneko
August 23, 2022
Funbag
Does Wilmer Flores Have The Worst Walk-Up Music In Baseball?
442
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Drew Magary
August 23, 2022
MLB
The Brewers Look Shaken But Not Lost
52
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Lauren Theisen
August 23, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Indianapolis Colts
394
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Drew Magary
August 23, 2022
NBA
DurantWatch: Well That Was A Huge Waste Of Time
91
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Ray Ratto
August 23, 2022
MLB
Can The A’s Reach Triple-Digit Attendance?
106
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Ray Ratto
August 23, 2022
MLB
Albert Pujols, Lost And Found
145
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Ray Ratto
August 23, 2022
Defector Up All Night
How To Not Die On The Giant Slide In Belle Isle
394
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Barry Petchesky
August 22, 2022
WNBA
It’s Time For Some WNBA Playoff Game Theory
26
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
August 22, 2022
MLB
Nice Work, Tony
63
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Tom Ley
August 22, 2022
Soccer
Leeds United, America’s Premier League Team, Is Flying
71
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Patrick Redford
August 22, 2022
Golf
Change Is Coming To The PGA Tour
115
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Chris Thompson
August 22, 2022
Soccer
Newcastle United Is Almost There
61
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Luis Paez-Pumar
August 22, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Miami Dolphins
308
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Drew Magary
August 22, 2022
MLB
Please Be Careful When Celebrating Dingers!
76
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Lauren Theisen
August 22, 2022
Life Lessons
The Large-Headed Boy Of Summer
86
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Dave McKenna
August 21, 2022
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