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NBA
Scoopbrain Is A Contagious Illness
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Chris Thompson
June 28, 2021
MLB
GunkWatch: Baseball’s New Sticky Stuff Protocols Finally Bust A Guy
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Chris Thompson
June 28, 2021
NHL
Your Stanley Cup Rooting Interest Is A Measure Of Your Generosity
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Ray Ratto
June 28, 2021
NHL
The Blackhawks Have A Lot To Answer For
95
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Tom Ley
June 27, 2021
Cycling
What Was The Tour de France Sign Bandit Really Up To?
97
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Tom Ley
June 27, 2021
Book Excerpts That Don't Suck
Who Could Want This Rose?
61
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Kelsey McKinney
June 27, 2021
Internationals
Federico Chiesa Showed Us Soccer In All Its Glory
25
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Tom Ley
June 27, 2021
NBA
Was That Some Sort Of Prank?
87
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Tom Ley
June 27, 2021
Chefector
Smoke The Pork, Pull The Pork, And Put The Pork In A Sandwich
145
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Albert Burneko
June 26, 2021
Defector At The Movies
If Porky Pig Attempts To Rap Anywhere Near Me I Will Turn Him Into Carnitas
175
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Chris Thompson
June 25, 2021
Olympics
Tom Cotton Demands That U.S. Olympians Safeguard Their Sacred Purity Of Essence Against Communist Perfidy
201
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David Roth
June 25, 2021
Tennis
Please Enjoy The Cartoonishly Pinwheeling Arms Of This Man Avoiding The Net
20
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Giri Nathan
June 25, 2021
Staff Chat
The Defector Staff Has Gathered In This Location To Chat With You
759
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Tom Ley
June 25, 2021
NBA
Good Luck To The Mavs With All This
89
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Patrick Redford
June 25, 2021
Birdfector
State Birds, Ranked
290
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Caitlin Schneider
June 25, 2021
MLB
Garrett Richards Is What A Sticky-Stuff Casualty Looks Like
90
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Tom Ley
June 25, 2021
MLB
What’s With This Damn Kyle Schwarber And All The Dingers!
110
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Chris Thompson
June 25, 2021
Cycling
The Defector Guide To Every Single One Of The 184 Riders At The Tour de France
159
Comments
Patrick Redford
June 25, 2021
Podcasts
Joss Whedon Disease And The Age Of Goats
75
Comments
David Roth
June 24, 2021
Sports Highlight Of The Day
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This British Guy Woggle-Hopping
59
Comments
Laura Wagner
June 24, 2021
Tennis
Novak Djokovic’s Breakaway Tennis Players Association Is Taking Shape
31
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Laura Wagner
June 24, 2021
MLB
GunkWatch: Shohei Ohtani Laughs At Mere Mortals Who Need Sticky Stuff
102
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Chris Thompson
June 24, 2021
Soccer
This Is What Spain Should Be
29
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Luis Paez-Pumar
June 24, 2021
NHL
So, Do You Believe?
121
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Lauren Theisen
June 24, 2021
NBA
We Must Find The Devilish Hacker Who Sent A Mildly Embarrassing But Totally Innocuous Tweet From Jay Williams’s Account
105
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Tom Ley
June 24, 2021
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