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Chris Thompson

Yoshinobu Yamamoto #18 of Team Japan reacts while pitching during Game 8 of Pool B between Team Japan and Team Australia at Tokyo Dome on Sunday, March 12, 2023 in Bunkyo City, Japan.

The Dodgers Got Their Man, Again

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Ray Ratto

DETROIT, MI - DECEMBER 21: Ochai Agbaji #30 of the Utah Jazz dunks the ball during the game against the Detroit Pistons on December 21, 2023 at Little Caesars Arena in Detroit, Michigan. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. Mandatory Copyright Notice: Copyright 2023 NBAE (Photo by Chris Schwegler/NBAE via Getty Images)

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The Pistons Might Never Win Again

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Maitreyi Anantharaman

Gabriel Vilardi #13 of the Winnipeg Jets celebrates his second period goal against the Detroit Red Wings with teammates at the bench at the Canada Life Centre on December 20, 2023 in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

Detroit Red Wings v Winnipeg Jets

Gabe Vilardi Is Making Up For Lost Time In Winnipeg

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Albert Burneko

GRUENHEIDE, GERMANY - MARCH 22: Tesla CEO Elon Musk attends the official opening of the new Tesla electric car manufacturing plant on March 22, 2022 near Gruenheide, Germany. The new plant, officially called the Gigafactory Berlin-Brandenburg, is producing the Model Y as well as electric car batteries. (Photo by Christian Marquardt - Pool/Getty Images)

Tesla Officially Opens Gruenheide Gigafactory

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You’re Supposed To Be Glad Your Tesla Is A Brittle Heap Of Junk

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Patrick Redford

MIAMI, FLORIDA - DECEMBER 14: DeMar DeRozan #11 of the Chicago Bulls looks on during the second quarter of the game against the Miami Heat at Kaseya Center on December 14, 2023 in Miami, Florida. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Megan Briggs/Getty Images)

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All It Took For The Bulls To Get Good Was Zach LaVine’s Injury

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David Roth

Jalen Hurts #1 of the Philadelphia Eagles looks on in the first half at Lumen Field on December 18, 2023 in Seattle, Washington.

Philadelphia Eagles v Seattle Seahawks

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Yelling At An Infant About Fake Punts, With Dan McQuade

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Giri Nathan

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Minnesota Timberwolves v New Orleans Pelicans

Report: Zion Williamson’s Contract Is Not Guaranteed For The Last Three Years

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Drew Magary

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Growing Boy

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When Your Kids Are Kids Again

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Tom Ley

Joel Embiid #21 of the Philadelphia 76ers reacts during the first quarter against the Minnesota Timberwolves at the Wells Fargo Center on December 20, 2023 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Minnesota Timberwolves v Philadelphia 76ers

Joel Embiid Will Drive You Nuts

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We Must Do Something About The Dog Lobby

COLUMBUS, OHIO - DECEMBER 08: MLS Commissioner Don Garber speaks during his state of the league address ahead of the 2023 MLS Cup at Lower.com Field on December 08, 2023 in Columbus, Ohio. (Photo by Mike Lawrie/Getty Images)

2023 MLS Cup – Commissioner Don Garber Press Conference

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MLS Tries, Fails To Chart Bold New Frontier In Anti-Competitivity

Ja Morant of the Grizzlies scores the game-winning basket against the Pelicans

Memphis Grizzlies v New Orleans Pelicans

Ja Morant Returns, Lifts Grizzlies From Muck

Dave McKenna

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Tommy DeVito Eats Crow, Dough To Quash Quarrel With New Jersey Pizzeria

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Hater's Guide

The 2023 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog

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Aaron Rodgers Suspends His Purely Hypothetical Achilles Injury Comeback Tour

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Sabrina Imbler

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This Month In Curse Tablets

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Von Miller #40 of the Buffalo Bills on the field before a preseason game against the Indianapolis Colts at Highmark Stadium on August 12, 2023 in Orchard Park, New York.

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How Long Can The NFL Keep The Volume Down About Von Miller’s Arrest?

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Dan McQuade

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON - DECEMBER 18: Jaxon Smith-Njigba #11 of the Seattle Seahawks catches a pass for a touchdown passed James Bradberry #24 of the Philadelphia Eagles in the fourth quarter at Lumen Field on December 18, 2023 in Seattle, Washington.

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The Eagles (Actually) Stink!

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The Icelandic Eruption Is Finally Here

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This Is So Stupid

Do You Have What It Takes To Put Two On The Ball?

INGLEWOOD, CA - AUGUST 20: Los Angeles Chargers defensive back Deane Leonard (33) handles his mouthguard between downs in the first half of a preseason NFL football game between the New Orleans Saints and Los Angeles Chargers at SoFi Stadium in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Tony Ding/Icon Sportswire)

NFL: AUG 20 Preseason – Saints at Chargers

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Put In That Mouthguard, Young Man!

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Lauren Theisen

You Never Know When Your Last Win Comes

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Gambling

Sports Betting Industry Finally Predatory Enough To Make Money

Ottawa Senators head coach D.J. Smith (back R) reacts during the NHL Global Series Ice Hockey match between Detroit Red Wings and Ottawa Senators in Stockholm on November 16, 2023. (Photo by Henrik MONTGOMERY / TT NEWS AGENCY / AFP) / Sweden OUT (Photo by HENRIK MONTGOMERY/TT NEWS AGENCY/AFP via Getty Images)

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Fish And Hockey Coaches Quickly Start To Stink

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This Might Be Working After All

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