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Creaturefector
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Politics
These People Are Morons
425
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Albert Burneko
November 9, 2020
NFL
Philip Rivers’s Tactical Starfish Maneuver Requires A Total Film-Room Breakdown
64
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Patrick Redford
November 9, 2020
MLB
The Dodgers Have A COVID-19 Outbreak And Nobody Seems To Care
60
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Ray Ratto
November 9, 2020
Media Meltdowns
What Will Clay Travis, The Wrongest Man In The World, Pivot To Now?
202
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Samer Kalaf
November 9, 2020
NFL
Dalvin Cook Looked Like A Young Adrian Peterson, In Front Of Adrian Peterson
31
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Lauren Theisen
November 9, 2020
NFL
Do Not Normalize The Eating of Ws
84
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Barry Petchesky
November 9, 2020
NFL
Tua Looked Good
75
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Tom Ley
November 9, 2020
NFL
The Bucs Sucked In Antonio Brown’s First Game Back, But That’s Not Really The Point
82
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Diana Moskovitz
November 9, 2020
NFL
Was Tom Brady Crud Tonight?
140
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Luis Paez-Pumar
November 8, 2020
NFL
The Bears’ Offensive Woes Were On Full Display Against Tennessee
72
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Luis Paez-Pumar
November 8, 2020
TV
Alex Trebek Was A Part Of Our Lives
123
Comments
Dan McQuade
November 8, 2020
Politics
The Trump Presidency Ended Next To A Porno Shop
213
Comments
Dan McQuade
November 8, 2020
Soccer
Southampton Is Flying Higher Than Ever In The Premier League
44
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Luis Paez-Pumar
November 8, 2020
College Football
Having Fans In The Stands Has Never Seemed Like A Worse Idea
123
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
November 8, 2020
Politics
Oh My God, What A Chump
351
Comments
Tom Ley
November 7, 2020
Politics
The Winners And Losers Of The 2020 Presidential Election
359
Comments
Defector Decision Desk
November 7, 2020
Zillowing Out
A $270,000 Georgia Home To Move Into And Rapidly Lose Your Mind
119
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Kelsey McKinney
November 7, 2020
MLB
MLB Concludes Investigation Of Justin Turner’s World Series Celebration, Determines He Shouldn’t Have Done That
77
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Lauren Theisen
November 6, 2020
Media Meltdowns
Bill Simmons: Some People Voted For Donald Trump Because Of Cancel Culture
367
Comments
Tom Ley
November 6, 2020
Politics
Tito Ortiz, Former UFC Champ And Total Kook, Now Holds Public Office
89
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Patrick Redford
November 6, 2020
NBA
The Next NBA Season Is Coming, Hell Or High Virus
48
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Ray Ratto
November 6, 2020
NFL
It Really Did Feel Nice To Watch Aaron Rodgers Destroy The Niners’ B-Team
81
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Lauren Theisen
November 6, 2020
MLB
Red Sox Rehire Alex Cora, HEY LOOK OVER THERE
91
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Chris Thompson
November 6, 2020
Soccer
Modern Soccer Was Invented For Erling Haaland To Destroy It
57
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Billy Haisley
November 6, 2020
Defector Up All Night
Look At These Other Dorks
216
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Tom Ley
November 5, 2020
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