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This Is So Stupid

Defector Investigates: Is Jon Heyman Paying Too Much For Blueberries?

By David Roth

May 23, 2025

241Comments

The Machines

Elon Musk’s Idiot Chatbot Goes Full Boer

By Albert Burneko

May 15, 2025

245Comments

Politics

American Freedom

By Dan Brooks

April 8, 2025

239Comments

Life's Rich Pageant

Bob, That’s The Wrong Bryce!

By Tom Ley

March 24, 2025

65Comments

Journalismism

Local Man Has Far More Opinions On Fast Casual Dining Chains Than You’d Think Possible

By Samer Kalaf

March 21, 2025

343Comments

Politics

JD Vance Would Throw His Own Kids Under A Bus If Donald Trump Were Driving It

By Giri Nathan

February 14, 2025

545Comments

Politics

Billionaire Dipshit And His Strike Team Of Greasy Beavises Are Stripping The Wires From The Federal Government

By David Roth

February 5, 2025

907Comments

Politics

The ADL Was A Farce Long Before It Made Excuses For Elon Musk

By Samer Kalaf

January 22, 2025

221Comments

Journalismism

Jeff Marek Got Fired For Leaking Draft Picks To The Wrong Person

By Barry Petchesky

August 1, 2024

41Comments

Wings Week

Who’s Afraid Of A Palestinian Flag Pin?

By Samer Kalaf

July 17, 2024

251Comments

The Machines

Please Let Me See Your Twitter Likes

By Heather Wei-Xi Chen

June 13, 2024

220Comments

Tennis

Defector Blogger Calls Aggregator Tweets “Pathetic” In Furious Takedown. Do You Agree?

By Owen Lewis

June 12, 2024

102Comments

NFL

Republicans Struggle To Comprehend Nation’s Interest In NFL All-Pro And Taylor Swift

By Patrick Redford

January 31, 2024

625Comments

Capital

Elon Musk Is Grimly Determined To Let You Know He Is Funny

By Patrick Redford

December 8, 2023

352Comments

Capital

Looking Good, Elon! Feeling Good, Trashcan Man!

By Albert Burneko

December 1, 2023

738Comments

Arts And Culture

Not Even The Patron Stooge Of Fawning Biographies Can Make Elon Musk Look Good

By James Robins

September 22, 2023

393Comments

The Machines

Linda Yaccarino Is The Last Funny Twitter Bit Left

By David Roth

September 13, 2023

411Comments

NBA

NBA Referee Eric Lewis Abruptly Retires Before Twitter Burner Drama Can Be Resolved

By Patrick Redford

August 30, 2023

77Comments

Media Meltdowns

Flyers Staffers Forget To Mute Themselves Talking Shit About Reporter’s Question

By Samer Kalaf

July 12, 2023

97Comments

Capital

They Don’t Want Us And We Don’t Need Them

By David Roth

July 10, 2023

330Comments

MMA

Mark Zuckerberg, I Will Give You Five American Dollars If You Choke Out Elon Musk

By Barry Petchesky

July 2, 2023

211Comments

Cycling

Lance Armstrong Is Suddenly Concerned With Fairness In Sports

By Patrick Redford

June 25, 2023

244Comments

This Is So Stupid

This Blog Has Gone Woke

By Samer Kalaf

June 14, 2023

382Comments

NBA

This Twitter Account Is Unusually Dedicated To Defending The Honor Of NBA Referee Eric Lewis

By Giri Nathan

May 25, 2023

61Comments

Capital

Burning Down The House

By David Roth

May 14, 2023

461Comments

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