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Mesut Özil Would Dare
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Patrick Redford
March 22, 2023
La Liga
Things Are Looking Up For Barcelona, So Long As You Don’t Look Up
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Albert Burneko
March 20, 2023
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Soccer
Real Madrid Will Take What Is Given
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Luis Paez-Pumar
February 22, 2023
Soccer
Window Shopping: There’s Nothing Jude Bellingham Can’t Do
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Luis Paez-Pumar
January 13, 2023
Soccer
Gareth Bale Always Scored The Biggest Goals
110
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Luis Paez-Pumar
January 9, 2023
Soccer
Christopher Nkunku Is Just The Best
24
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Luis Paez-Pumar
October 26, 2022
Soccer
There’s A Reason Keepers Don’t Win The Big Hardware
77
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Billy Haisley
October 19, 2022
Soccer
For Real Madrid, The Clásico Was Just Another Game
7
Comments
Billy Haisley
October 17, 2022
Soccer
David Alaba’s Left Foot Is Always Ready To Win A Game
25
Comments
Albert Burneko
August 15, 2022
MLS
Gareth Bale To LAFC Is Just Another Business Arrangement
94
Comments
Ray Ratto
June 26, 2022
Soccer
Thanks To Thibaut Courtois, Real Madrid Only Needed One Chance
65
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
May 29, 2022
Soccer
The Champions League Is For Mentality Monsters
38
Comments
Billy Haisley
May 5, 2022
Soccer
Real Madrid’s Comeback Didn’t Need The Dreaded Away Goals Rule
96
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
May 5, 2022
Soccer
Carlo Ancelotti, Everyone’s Cool Soccer Uncle, Just Keeps Winning
94
Comments
Ray Ratto
May 5, 2022
Soccer
Real Madrid Can’t Be Killed Quite So Easily
85
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
April 27, 2022
Soccer
Real Madrid Will Not Go Gently Into That Good Night
41
Comments
Billy Haisley
April 14, 2022
Soccer
Barcelona Showed Off For The Biggest Crowd In Women’s Soccer History
34
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
March 31, 2022
Soccer
A Most Meaningless Clásico Was A Meaningful Ass-Whooping
28
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
March 21, 2022
Soccer
How On Earth Is Luka Modric Still Doing This?
53
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
March 10, 2022
Soccer
Vinícius Go Boom
25
Comments
Billy Haisley
December 6, 2021
Soccer
Real Madrid Beat Barcelona In The Least Classic Clásico In Ages
11
Comments
Billy Haisley
October 24, 2021
Soccer
There’s A New Sheriff In Town, And That Sheriff’s Name Is FC Sheriff
87
Comments
Patrick Redford
September 29, 2021
Soccer
The Race For Erling Haaland Just Gets Crazier From Here
73
Comments
Tom Ley
September 1, 2021
Soccer
Raphaël Varane Can Help Manchester United, But United Has To Help Him, Too
12
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
August 16, 2021
Soccer
Carlo Ancelotti Goes Back To Normal
62
Comments
Tom Ley
June 1, 2021
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