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Get A Load Of This Outrageous Vinícius Jr. Goal
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Albert Burneko
March 17, 2024
Soccer
More Like Barcelimbo
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Albert Burneko
February 22, 2024
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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Soccer
Xavi Writes Himself An Ending
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Billy Haisley
January 30, 2024
Soccer
Real Madrid Is The Good Guy
114
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Billy Haisley
January 24, 2024
Soccer
The Saudi Supercopa Is Great In Spite Of Itself
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Billy Haisley
January 12, 2024
Soccer
Girona Is Wide Awake
33
Comments
Billy Haisley
January 4, 2024
Soccer
Barcelona Loses Match, Wins UCL Group, Possibly Dooms Xavi
22
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Albert Burneko
December 14, 2023
Soccer
Xavi Is Not The Manager He Was Supposed To Be
29
Comments
Billy Haisley
November 29, 2023
Soccer
Girona Is Thriving On The Edge Of A Knife
13
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
November 28, 2023
Soccer
Isco’s Career Renaissance Is Better Late Than Never
9
Comments
Billy Haisley
November 6, 2023
Soccer
Jude Bellingham Has Already Made Madrid His Own
21
Comments
Billy Haisley
October 30, 2023
Champions League
Real Sociedad Is Exactly What The Champions League Needs
7
Comments
Billy Haisley
October 27, 2023
Soccer
Luis Rubiales Finally, Belatedly Resigns
147
Comments
Albert Burneko
September 11, 2023
Soccer
Ansu Fati In Brighton Should Be Lots Of Fun
32
Comments
Albert Burneko
September 3, 2023
Soccer
Barcelona Has Found Another One In Lamine Yamal
27
Comments
Billy Haisley
August 29, 2023
Soccer
Saudi Arabia Is Winning Europe’s Game
166
Comments
Billy Haisley
August 29, 2023
Soccer
What The Hell Is Going On With João Félix?
71
Comments
Albert Burneko
August 23, 2023
Soccer
What The Hell Is Going On With Ousmane Dembélé?
51
Comments
Albert Burneko
August 8, 2023
MLS
Lionel Messi Chooses Inter Miami
219
Comments
Albert Burneko
June 7, 2023
La Liga
Barcelona’s Pursuit Of Lionel Messi Is A Degrading Farce
147
Comments
Albert Burneko
June 6, 2023
La Liga
La Liga’s Racism Problem Boils Over
137
Comments
Albert Burneko
May 22, 2023
La Liga
Barcelona’s Doing Its Damnedest To Make Winning Boring
29
Comments
Albert Burneko
April 17, 2023
La Liga
Things Are Looking Up For Barcelona, So Long As You Don’t Look Up
52
Comments
Albert Burneko
March 20, 2023
Soccer
Where Were You When Shakira Ruined Gerard Piqué?
134
Comments
Diana Moskovitz
January 15, 2023
Soccer
Gareth Bale Always Scored The Biggest Goals
110
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Luis Paez-Pumar
January 9, 2023
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