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Mike McCarthy Must Be Doing Something Right
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Ray Ratto
January 18, 2024
NFL
Jim Trotter’s Racial Discrimination Lawsuit Makes Working For NFL Network Sound Like A Nightmare
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Chris Thompson
September 12, 2023
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Dallas Cowboys
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Drew Magary
August 30, 2023
NFL
Roger Goodell Got A Big New Contract To Do The Same Old Thing
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Ray Ratto
March 21, 2023
NFL
The Cowboys Have Full Confidence In Brett Maher. Maybe. Possibly Not So Much.
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Tom Ley
January 19, 2023
NFL
Jerry Jones Is Still In That Photo
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Samer Kalaf
December 4, 2022
NFL
Dak Prescott’s In Pain, And Mike McCarthy’s In Trouble
185
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Ray Ratto
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Dallas Cowboys
372
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Drew Magary
September 2, 2022
NFL
The Dallas Cowboys Sure Know How To Sew Up A Voyeurism Scandal
159
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Tom Ley
February 17, 2022
NFL
Jerry Jones Finally Has Something Go His Way
140
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Samer Kalaf
February 19, 2021
NFL
Get Rid Of The Fucking Fans
223
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Drew Magary
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