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Let’s Smoke Some Chicken On A Regular Charcoal Grill
113
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Albert Burneko
May 29, 2021
Chefector
You Can Always Just Throw Together Some Seafood Stew
120
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Albert Burneko
May 15, 2021
Chefector
Let’s Shuck And Eat Some Oysters
171
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Albert Burneko
May 1, 2021
Crabfector
You Can Crab
250
Comments
Laura Wagner
April 30, 2021
Chefector
Let’s Cook Some Black Bean Soup
94
Comments
Albert Burneko
April 17, 2021
Chefector
Let’s Fry Up Some Crispy Seafood
119
Comments
Albert Burneko
April 3, 2021
Life Lessons
Stuff And Smother More Food, Goddammit
199
Comments
Chris Thompson
March 22, 2021
Chefector
Let’s Make Lobster Rolls
206
Comments
Albert Burneko
March 20, 2021
This Is So Stupid
What’s The Least Flavorful Food Item That Would Nonetheless Instantly Vaporize Prince Philip?
266
Comments
Samer Kalaf
March 18, 2021
Life Lessons
Hoisin Sauce And Me: A Love Story
204
Comments
Drew Magary
March 5, 2021
Chefector
Let’s Cook Some Chicken Cacciatore, And Pretend To Be Hunters
185
Comments
Albert Burneko
February 20, 2021
Chefector
Let’s Cook Some Chicken And Dumplings
123
Comments
Albert Burneko
February 6, 2021
Life's Rich Pageant
Good Riddance To America’s Most Hated Wendy’s
211
Comments
Dave McKenna
February 2, 2021
Podcasts
Enter The Dining Yurt, With Pete Wells
83
Comments
David Roth
January 28, 2021
Chefector
Let’s Make Banana Bread
210
Comments
Albert Burneko
January 23, 2021
College Football
Throw Mayonnaise On The Coach
115
Comments
Patrick Redford
December 30, 2020
Chefector
Let’s Make Some Butternut Squash Soup
104
Comments
Albert Burneko
December 12, 2020
Chefector
What I Cooked For Thanksgiving This Year
103
Comments
Albert Burneko
November 28, 2020
Life Lessons
Cook With A Timer, You Neanderthals
128
Comments
Lauren Theisen
November 26, 2020
Funbag
An Ode To Shredded Cheese
517
Comments
Drew Magary
November 24, 2020
Chefector
Let’s Cook Shakshouka, The Perfect Short-Notice Food
153
Comments
Albert Burneko
November 14, 2020
Chefector
Let’s Cook Some Tomato Soup
140
Comments
Albert Burneko
October 31, 2020
Funbag
Fuck Sliders
443
Comments
Drew Magary
October 27, 2020
Elder Wisdom
Let’s Just Do It And Be Legends. Let’s Make Pasta.
161
Comments
Drew Magary
October 22, 2020
Chefector
Let’s Cook Some Green Chicken Chili, The Easy Kind
169
Comments
Albert Burneko
October 17, 2020
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