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Ray Ratto
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Soccer
Game’s Gone
137
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Luis Paez-Pumar
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Soccer
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Tom Ley
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Soccer
Everton Hit With 10-Point Deduction For Being A Bunch Of Jagoffs
84
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Tom Ley
November 17, 2023
Soccer
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Tom Ley
May 2, 2023
Soccer
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66
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Luis Paez-Pumar
March 2, 2023
Soccer
Everton Is Beyond Broken
70
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Tom Ley
January 17, 2023
Soccer
All Of Everton’s Paths To Success Run Through Alex Iwobi
51
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Billy Haisley
October 25, 2022
Soccer
Everton Couldn’t Go Where Richarlison Wanted To Take Them
62
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Tom Ley
July 1, 2022
Soccer
It Doesn’t Get Better Than That
159
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Billy Haisley
May 20, 2022
Soccer
The Premier League Relegation War Is The Best Show In Town
146
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Billy Haisley
May 9, 2022
Soccer
Everton Made Desperation Work
87
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Laura Wagner
May 1, 2022
Soccer
How Do You Explain A Disaster Like Everton?
127
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Tom Ley
April 7, 2022
Soccer
That Couldn’t Have Gone Any Worse
90
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Tom Ley
January 17, 2022
Soccer
Rafa Benítez Can’t Afford To Screw This Up Now
47
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Tom Ley
December 7, 2021
Soccer
This Is Just A Terrible Time To Be James Rodríguez
67
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Tom Ley
September 21, 2021
Soccer
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66
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Billy Haisley
August 16, 2021
Soccer
You Can Always Rely On Soccer’s Coaching Carousel To Produce Humiliations And Threats Of Violence
55
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Ray Ratto
June 28, 2021
Soccer
Carlo Ancelotti Goes Back To Normal
62
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Tom Ley
June 1, 2021
Soccer
The Premier League’s Top Four Race Is Going To Be Nuts
69
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Luis Paez-Pumar
April 5, 2021
Soccer
I Want To Hug And Kiss James Rodríguez’s Left Foot
61
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Tom Ley
January 13, 2021
Soccer
Merseyside Derby Proves That VAR Gets It Wrong Even When It Gets It Right
112
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Luis Paez-Pumar
October 19, 2020
Soccer
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30
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Luis Paez-Pumar
October 9, 2020
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