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Vice President JD Vance speaks during a visit to the U.S.-Mexico border on March 5, 2025 in Eagle Pass, Texas. His eyes are closed and he looks like he's singing. Beard looks like shit.

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Kelsey McKinney

I Love That I Finally Have A Senator To Annoy

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Empty voting booths are seen during Primary Election Day at PS 10 on August 23, 2022 in the Park Slope neighborhood of Brooklyn borough in New York City.

Oh Great, Now Conspiracy Theorists Are Abusing FOIA Laws

Ray Ratto

Senator-elect Tommy Tuberville, a Republican from Alabama, stands for a photo at the US Capitol in Washington, DC, on November 9, 2020. (Photo by Stefani Reynolds / POOL / AFP) (Photo by STEFANI REYNOLDS/POOL/AFP via Getty Images)

It Took Tommy Tuberville Four Days To Prove Himself One Of America’s Worst Senators

Maitreyi Anantharaman

U.S. Sen. Kelly Loeffler (R-GA) steps off the stage after she spoke during a Republican National Committee Victory Rally at Dalton Regional Airport January 4, 2021 in Dalton, Georgia. President Trump campaigned for the two incumbents, Sen. David Perdue (R-GA) and Sen. Kelly Loeffler (R-GA), for runoff elections in Georgia.

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Live From The Bad Times, With Denny Carter

Aubrey Huff’s Chapped Buttcheeks Karate-Kicked Off In School Board Election

I Love That I Finally Have A Senator To Annoy

Oh Great, Now Conspiracy Theorists Are Abusing FOIA Laws

It Took Tommy Tuberville Four Days To Prove Himself One Of America’s Worst Senators

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