Skip to Content
Subscribe
Log In
Menu
Search
Search
Crosswords
NFL
NBA
NHL
WNBA
Soccer
Podcasts
Arts And Culture
Politics
Science
About Us
Send Us A Tip (News)
Send Us A Tip ($)
Merch Shop
How To Pitch Defector
How To Comment On Defector
Defector Freelancer Policies, Created In Partnership With The National Writers Union
Crossword Submission Guidelines
Masthead
Defector Hall of Fame
Log In
Subscribe
Defector X (formerly Twitter)
Defector Twitch
Defector Bluesky
drew magary
Topics
NFL
NBA
NHL
Soccer
Arts And Culture
Capital
Podcasts
Creaturefector
Chefector
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Tennessee Titans
407
Comments
Drew Magary
August 8, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Carolina Panthers
302
Comments
Drew Magary
August 4, 2023
Enter Our Raffle To Win A Visit And Home-Cooked Meal From Drew Magary
In 2022, we sent Cardboard Roth and actual Roth to our raffle winner's home. This year, we're sending Drew over, and he's cooking up a feast. Anyone who makes a contribution of at least $20 into our tip jar by Nov. 24 will be entered into the raffle.
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Atlanta Falcons
271
Comments
Drew Magary
August 3, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Denver Broncos
395
Comments
Drew Magary
July 31, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Arizona Cardinals
327
Comments
Drew Magary
July 27, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Chicago Bears
539
Comments
Drew Magary
July 25, 2023
Funbag
Can I Stop Caring About My College Team?
682
Comments
Drew Magary
March 28, 2023
Funbag
Pop Culture Is Good For Your Children
667
Comments
Drew Magary
January 24, 2023
Funbag
Walnuts In Baked Goods: The Right Move, Or An Act Of War?
820
Comments
Drew Magary
November 15, 2022
Funbag
One Last Halloween In The Candy Trenches
589
Comments
Drew Magary
November 1, 2022
Funbag
What Is The Most Physically Exhausting Sport?
716
Comments
Drew Magary
September 13, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Los Angeles Rams
250
Comments
Drew Magary
September 8, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Cincinnati Bengals
302
Comments
Drew Magary
September 8, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: San Francisco 49ers
320
Comments
Drew Magary
September 7, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Green Bay Packers
367
Comments
Drew Magary
September 6, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Tennessee Titans
341
Comments
Drew Magary
September 5, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Buffalo Bills
296
Comments
Drew Magary
September 2, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Arizona Cardinals
390
Comments
Drew Magary
September 1, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Las Vegas Raiders
332
Comments
Drew Magary
August 31, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: New England Patriots
410
Comments
Drew Magary
August 30, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Pittsburgh Steelers
468
Comments
Drew Magary
August 29, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Philadelphia Eagles
436
Comments
Drew Magary
August 26, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: New Orleans Saints
323
Comments
Drew Magary
August 25, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Los Angeles Chargers
439
Comments
Drew Magary
August 24, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Indianapolis Colts
394
Comments
Drew Magary
August 23, 2022
Newer
Older