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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Miami Dolphins
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Drew Magary
August 22, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Baltimore Ravens
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Drew Magary
August 19, 2022
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Cleveland Browns
400
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Drew Magary
August 18, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Minnesota Vikings
369
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Drew Magary
August 17, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Washington Commanders
367
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Drew Magary
August 16, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Seattle Seahawks
459
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Drew Magary
August 15, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Denver Broncos
431
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Drew Magary
August 12, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Atlanta Falcons
283
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Drew Magary
August 11, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Chicago Bears
435
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Drew Magary
August 10, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Carolina Panthers
388
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Drew Magary
August 9, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: New York Giants
325
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Drew Magary
August 8, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: New York Jets
388
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Drew Magary
August 5, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Houston Texans
384
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Drew Magary
August 4, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Detroit Lions
438
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Drew Magary
August 3, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Jacksonville Jaguars
366
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Drew Magary
August 2, 2022
Funbag
I Know Exactly What Kind Of Professional Wrestler I Would Be
649
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Drew Magary
June 28, 2022
Funbag
We Must Give The NBA Finals A Better Name
577
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Drew Magary
June 14, 2022
Elder Wisdom
My Weird Australia Thing
263
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Drew Magary
May 4, 2022
Funbag
What If A Baseball Game Literally Never Ended?
685
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Drew Magary
May 3, 2022
Funbag
Eric Adams Is Unfortunately A Comic Genius
492
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Drew Magary
March 8, 2022
Jamboroo
Nothing Kills A Football Team Quite Like A Three-And-Out
421
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Drew Magary
January 13, 2022
Jamboroo
I Am Your Greatest Horror: The Dad Fact Dispenser
609
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Drew Magary
January 6, 2022
Funbag
A 40-Team NFL Is A Terrible Idea That I’d Absolutely Live With
669
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Drew Magary
November 30, 2021
Funbag
The Upside Of Insomnia
480
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Drew Magary
November 9, 2021
Interviews
An EXPLOSIVE Tell-All Interview With Acclaimed Memoirist Drew Magary
119
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October 12, 2021
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