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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Detroit Lions
306
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Drew Magary
August 30, 2024
NFL
Dan Gambled
376
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Ray Ratto
January 29, 2024
Remind Everyone That Your Team Sucks
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NFL
Dan Campbell Can’t Help Himself
224
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Ray Ratto
December 31, 2023
NFL
The Lions Are Finally Good Enough To Cause Someone Else’s Coach To Have An Emotional Outburst
208
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Tom Ley
September 29, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Detroit Lions
417
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Drew Magary
August 17, 2023
NFL
Aaron Rodgers Needled The Lions And It Bit Him In The Ass
195
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Tom Ley
January 9, 2023
NFL
Dan Campbell Is Absolutely Going For It
142
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Ray Ratto
December 11, 2022
NFL
Dan Campbell Thinks Very, Very Hard About The Detroit Lions
128
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Samer Kalaf
September 8, 2022
NFL
Dan Campbell Wants You To Believe That He And His Dogs Consume Three Pints Of Gelato Every Night
147
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
August 23, 2022
NFL
The Lions Are Ready To Defeat All Opponents In The Oceanic Abyss That Is Also A Landfill
174
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Kalyn Kahler
August 10, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Detroit Lions
438
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Drew Magary
August 3, 2022
NFL
What Creature Does Dan Campbell Think Would Be Great At Football?
117
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Sabrina Imbler
August 2, 2022
NFL
Lions Trickerate Their Way To Inspiring, Slightly Pyrrhic Victory
111
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Barry Petchesky
January 9, 2022
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