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Donovan Mitchell Was Not Thrilled With Dillon Brooks Boinking His Junk
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Chris Thompson
February 3, 2023
This Is So Stupid
Donovan Mitchell’s 71-Point Game Must Be Stricken From The Record Books If We Are To Preserve The Soul Of This Great Game
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Chris Thompson
January 3, 2023
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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Darius Garland Only Needed One Functional Eye To Torch Boston
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Patrick Redford
November 4, 2022
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Danny Ainge Is Doing What He Knows Best
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Chris Thompson
September 2, 2022
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Joel Embiid Dunked The Cavaliers Straight To Hell
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Dan McQuade
February 13, 2022
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Kevin Love Is Having A Good Time
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Luis Paez-Pumar
January 25, 2022
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Let’s Dream Big About Evan Mobley
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Chris Thompson
December 29, 2021
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Just What The Hell Is Going On With The Cavaliers?
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Chris Thompson
November 8, 2021
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Lauri Markkanen Squashed Nikola Jokic
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Giri Nathan
October 26, 2021
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Kevin Love Is Not Having A Good Time
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Patrick Redford
April 27, 2021
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