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These Pool Boys Became Pool Men
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Luis Paez-Pumar
February 26, 2024
Soccer
Chelsea Is Neither Here Nor There
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Billy Haisley
December 28, 2023
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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Soccer
Emma Hayes Knows What American Soccer Needs
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Billy Haisley
November 15, 2023
Soccer
VAR Turned A Great Match Into The Worst And Weirdest Game Of The Season
151
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Billy Haisley
November 7, 2023
Soccer
Eden Hazard Deserved A Better Ending
49
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
October 10, 2023
Soccer
What Should We Make Of Chelsea’s Reported Saudi Bailout?
115
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Tom Ley
June 19, 2023
Soccer
Frank Lampard Is Just Here To Eat Chelsea’s Shit
99
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
April 13, 2023
Soccer
Window Shopping: Is Enzo Fernández Worth A Record-Breaking Transfer?
61
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Luis Paez-Pumar
January 6, 2023
Soccer
Thomas Tuchel Wore Out Another Welcome
123
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Ray Ratto
September 7, 2022
Soccer
Leeds United, America’s Premier League Team, Is Flying
71
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Patrick Redford
August 22, 2022
Soccer
Please Keep Christian Pulisic Away From Manchester United
99
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Ray Ratto
August 17, 2022
Soccer
Who Needs Goals When You’ve Got Managers Fighting?
84
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Ray Ratto
August 14, 2022
Soccer
Window Shopping: Is It Cuckoo To Spend €65 Million On Marc Cucurella?
48
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
August 5, 2022
Soccer
Window Shopping: Jules Koundé Could Be A Star, In The Right System
28
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
July 15, 2022
Soccer
Inter Is Giving Us Our Romelu Lukaku Back
26
Comments
Billy Haisley
July 1, 2022
Soccer
Everton Made Desperation Work
87
Comments
Laura Wagner
May 1, 2022
English Premier League
No Chelsea For The Rickettses
100
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Ray Ratto
April 15, 2022
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