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Manchester City So Deep In Hell That It Can’t Even Beat Manchester United
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Luis Paez-Pumar
December 16, 2024
Soccer
Aston Villa Is Built For This
26
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Luis Paez-Pumar
December 11, 2024
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Never Doubt Tottenham’s Inability To Capitalize On Chaos
74
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Luis Paez-Pumar
December 8, 2024
Soccer
Marc Guéhi Avoids Punishment For Twice Undermining Premier League’s LGBT Campaign
138
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
December 4, 2024
Soccer
Liverpool Is Winning A Battle Of Attrition
64
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
December 2, 2024
Soccer
Matheus Cunha Is A Wolf In Wolves Clothing
19
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Billy Haisley
November 26, 2024
Soccer
Tottenham Is As Dangerous As Anyone, When It Wants To Be
66
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
November 25, 2024
Soccer
Premier League Ref Scandal Now Includes White Powder And A Gutted Lad
86
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
November 14, 2024
Soccer
Premier League Ref Admits Video Of Him Talking Wild Shit About Liverpool Not Actually A Deepfake
88
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Patrick Redford
November 11, 2024
Soccer
Manchester City Is Stuck In The Mud
59
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
November 11, 2024
English Premier League
More Like Erik Done Hag
69
Comments
Albert Burneko
October 28, 2024
Soccer
Southampton Is Too Stubborn For The Premier League
45
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
October 21, 2024
Soccer
Liverpool Hasn’t Missed A Beat Under Arne Slot
44
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
October 7, 2024
Soccer
Surely, Erik Ten Hag Can’t Survive Yet Another Horrendous Start … Right?
97
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
October 3, 2024
Soccer
Arsenal–Manchester City Clash Ruined By Premier League’s New Focus On Delays Of Game
171
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
September 23, 2024
Soccer
There’s Something Growing At Nottingham Forest
34
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
September 16, 2024
Soccer
At Brighton, Life Is Still Like A Video Game
37
Comments
Billy Haisley
August 30, 2024
Soccer
Old Man Jamie Vardy Is Back Scoring Goals And Chatting Shit
48
Comments
Patrick Redford
August 20, 2024
Soccer
And Now, A Timely And Exhaustive Preview Of The 2024-25 Premier League Season
180
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Luis Paez-Pumar
,
Albert Burneko
,
Billy Haisley
,
Maitreyi Anantharaman
,
Patrick Redford
,
Ray Ratto
, and
Tom Ley
August 16, 2024
Soccer
West Ham’s Lucas Paquetá Charged With Betting Breaches
43
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Luis Paez-Pumar
May 24, 2024
Soccer
Manchester City Is Power
158
Comments
Billy Haisley
May 21, 2024
Soccer
Arsenal Loses The League With Its Head Held High
136
Comments
Patrick Redford
May 20, 2024
Soccer
Liverpool Gave Jürgen Klopp The Finale He Deserved
61
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Luis Paez-Pumar
May 20, 2024
Soccer
Eberechi Eze And Michael Olise Have Meant Everything To Crystal Palace
16
Comments
Billy Haisley
May 15, 2024
Soccer
A Backup Goalkeeper Might Have Ended The Premier League Title Race
115
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Luis Paez-Pumar
May 15, 2024
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