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At Brighton, Life Is Still Like A Video Game
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Billy Haisley
August 30, 2024
Soccer
Old Man Jamie Vardy Is Back Scoring Goals And Chatting Shit
48
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Patrick Redford
August 20, 2024
Remind Everyone That Your Team Sucks
The Why Your Team Sucks series is back in full swing, so it's a perfect time to order this t-shirt. Wear it loud, wear it proud: Your Team Sucks.
Soccer
And Now, A Timely And Exhaustive Preview Of The 2024-25 Premier League Season
180
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Luis Paez-Pumar
,
Albert Burneko
,
Billy Haisley
,
Maitreyi Anantharaman
,
Patrick Redford
,
Ray Ratto
, and
Tom Ley
August 16, 2024
Soccer
West Ham’s Lucas Paquetá Charged With Betting Breaches
43
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
May 24, 2024
Soccer
Manchester City Is Power
158
Comments
Billy Haisley
May 21, 2024
Soccer
Arsenal Loses The League With Its Head Held High
136
Comments
Patrick Redford
May 20, 2024
Soccer
Liverpool Gave Jürgen Klopp The Finale He Deserved
61
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
May 20, 2024
Soccer
Eberechi Eze And Michael Olise Have Meant Everything To Crystal Palace
16
Comments
Billy Haisley
May 15, 2024
Soccer
A Backup Goalkeeper Might Have Ended The Premier League Title Race
115
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
May 15, 2024
Soccer
The Game Has Once Again Passed David Moyes By
56
Comments
Billy Haisley
May 7, 2024
Soccer
Mooted Salary Cap Threatens To Drag Premier League Further Into Hell, American Style
73
Comments
Ray Ratto
April 30, 2024
Soccer
I Love Rooting For These Pieces Of Shit
94
Comments
Tom Ley
April 25, 2024
Soccer
Ollie Watkins Has Taken Himself And Aston Villa To The Summit
31
Comments
Billy Haisley
April 23, 2024
Soccer
Cole Palmer Is Right Where He Needs To Be
32
Comments
Billy Haisley
April 17, 2024
Soccer
Chelsea Players Briefly Stop Embarrassing Everton In Order To Embarrass Themselves
57
Comments
Tom Ley
April 16, 2024
Soccer
My Kingdom For A Premier League Title Race
61
Comments
Billy Haisley
April 15, 2024
Soccer
The Premier League’s Inconsistent Financial Rules Strike Again
60
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
March 19, 2024
Soccer
Don’t Forget About Arsenal
131
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
March 13, 2024
English Premier League
The Premier League Is In Its College Football Era
97
Comments
Ray Ratto
March 6, 2024
Soccer
Phil Foden Paints Manchester Sky Blue
51
Comments
Billy Haisley
March 3, 2024
Soccer
The Failure Of Paul Pogba
37
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Billy Haisley
March 3, 2024
Soccer
Manchester City Is Ready To Pounce
87
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
February 6, 2024
Soccer
Jürgen Klopp To Leave Liverpool At The End Of This Season
177
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
January 26, 2024
Soccer
Brighton Runs On João Pedro Power
13
Comments
Billy Haisley
January 8, 2024
Soccer
Game’s Gone
137
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Luis Paez-Pumar
January 5, 2024
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