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A Useful, Clear-As-Day, Couldn’t-Be-Simpler Guide To Canada’s Hockey Arenas, Places, And Centres
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Barry Petchesky
July 23, 2024
NHL
The Calgary Flames’ Original Excuse For Dillon Dubé’s Absence Now Looks Slimy
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Kathryn Xu
February 1, 2024
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NHL
The Canucks Are The Right Kind Of Nervous
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Lauren Theisen
February 1, 2024
NHL
Well, Well, Well, Look Who’s Come Crawling Back (It’s The Calgary Flames)
45
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Lauren Theisen
January 17, 2024
NHL
The Flames Might Actually Want To Keep Playing
35
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Lauren Theisen
April 6, 2023
NHL
The Flames Sure Could Use A Player Like Johnny Gaudreau
34
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Lauren Theisen
January 24, 2023
NHL
The Flames Have Fallen Apart
114
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Barry Petchesky
July 21, 2022
Rays Week
In Shock Move, Johnny Gaudreau Signs To Play In Former Home Of Editorial Cartoonist Ray Evans
69
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Lauren Theisen
July 14, 2022
NHL
I Never Want To Hear The Phrase “Distinct Kicking Motion” Ever Again So Help Me God
82
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Lauren Theisen
May 27, 2022
NHL
Mike Smith Pulled Himself Together
33
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Lauren Theisen
May 25, 2022
NHL
Rasmus Andersson Scored From HOW Far Away?
55
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Ray Ratto
May 25, 2022
NHL
Brady Tkachuk Is A Good Brother
66
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
May 19, 2022
NHL
It’s Time For Alberta To Relearn How To Hate
88
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Ray Ratto
May 16, 2022
NHL
Belated Counterpoint: Shoot The Dang Puck
65
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Barry Petchesky
May 16, 2022
NHL
It’s Getting Harder To Spot A Flaw In The Flames
35
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Lauren Theisen
February 16, 2022
NHL
What’s Passed Is Prologue (To A Goal)
43
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Lauren Theisen
February 2, 2022
NHL
Playing Against The Flames Sucks
16
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Lauren Theisen
November 24, 2021
NHL
Good Morning, Jack Eichel Is A Golden Knight
79
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Barry Petchesky
November 4, 2021
NHL
David Rittich Forgot He Blue Himself
35
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Barry Petchesky
April 14, 2021
NHL
Darryl Sutter Is Back To Shovel Out Some More Shit
59
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Ray Ratto
March 5, 2021
NHL
The Ottawa Senators Have Drop-Kicked Yet Another Adversary Straight Into Hell
76
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Lauren Theisen
March 5, 2021
NHL
The Flames’ Nerves Have Been Shattered By The Superior Mental Strength Of The Ottawa Senators
76
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Lauren Theisen
March 2, 2021
NHL
The Ottawa Senators Are Ruining Lives
89
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Lauren Theisen
February 26, 2021
NHL
Jacob Markstrom Got Too Antsy For His Own Good
36
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Lauren Theisen
February 18, 2021