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Chris Thompson

Joel Embiid Finally Just Says It

Albert Burneko

Ben Simmons, Philadelphia 76ers, flails weirdly

BenWatch: Ben Simmons Unmoved By Attempts At Pretending To Placate Him

Ben Simmons falls into the court-side seats.

BenWatch: Do Not Even Think Of Saying Hello To Ben Simmons, Philadelphians!

Giri Nathan

Doc Rivers Embarks On Grim ESPN Tour To Win Back Ben Simmons

Patrick Redford

PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA - JUNE 06: Ben Simmons #25 of the Philadelphia 76ers directs teammates during the first quarter against the Atlanta Hawks during Game One of the Eastern Conference second round series at Wells Fargo Center on June 06, 2021 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Tim Nwachukwu/Getty Images)

Ben Simmons Is Holding Out

Joel Embiid Manages To Insult Ben Simmons In Defense Of Ben Simmons

Ben Simmons, Philadelphia 76ers (for now)

Ben Simmons, To Team Trying To Trade Him: Trade Me

Samer Kalaf

This Is So Stupid

It’s Now Illegal To Draw Any Conclusions From Ben Simmons Workout Videos

A Complete List Of Players Who, Unlike Ben Simmons, Would Not Be Willing To Join The Golden State Warriors

Sure, Run It Back, Fuck It

What Was Doc Supposed To Do?

Basketball Is Played By People, Not Archetypes

Ray Ratto

PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA - JUNE 20: Ben Simmons #25 of the Philadelphia 76ers bumps into fans during the fourth quarter during Game Seven of the Eastern Conference Semifinals against the Atlanta Hawks at Wells Fargo Center on June 20, 2021 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Tim Nwachukwu/Getty Images)

Who Wants Ben Simmons?

Dan McQuade was a founding member of Defector. He died in January 2026.

Dan McQuade

LOS ANGELES, CA - JUNE 06: Kawhi Leonard #2 of the Los Angeles Clippers dunks the ball against Dorian Finney-Smith #10 of the Dallas Mavericks during the first half of Game Seven of the Western Conference first round series at Staples Center on June 6, 2021 in Los Angeles, California.

It All Changes So Quickly

Joel Embiid, Ben Simmons, and Trae Young watch the ball.

The Sixers Can’t Get Away With Both Of These Guys Sucking

Two seats in an arena at an NBA game. They are black. There are steps next to them. Both seats have a cover on them that says 'PLEASE SIT HERE'