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Samer Kalaf
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Some Notes On The Performance Of The Crud Meter
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Nate Crudster
February 8, 2021
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
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Patrick Redford
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The Film Of The Year Is ‘Best Of The Handforth Parish Council Planning & Environment Committee Thursday 10th December 2020’
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Tom Ley
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February 4, 2021
NBA
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Giri Nathan
February 2, 2021
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Patrick Redford
February 1, 2021
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Patrick Redford
January 29, 2021
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It’s Muncher
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Tom Ley
January 21, 2021
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Donald Trump’s Departing Song Left Us Much To Consider
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January 20, 2021
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Albert Burneko
January 12, 2021
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Albert Burneko
January 7, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Watch The DH Needle For Up-To-The-Moment DH Results
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Barry Petchesky
January 5, 2021
Politics
Did Donald Trump Fart While Attempting To Commit Election Fraud?
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David Roth
January 4, 2021
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A Brief, Intolerable Investigation Into Weird Bronny James Rumors
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Giri Nathan
December 29, 2020
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Dan McQuade
December 27, 2020
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The Detroit Lions Must Hire Us To Coach Them In Battle Against The Buccaneers This Saturday
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Chris Thompson
December 23, 2020
The Great Outdoors
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Chris Thompson
December 15, 2020
NFL
Lamar Jackson’s Runs Flush Browns, Pull Ravens Out Of Skid
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Tom Ley
December 15, 2020
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Lauren Theisen
December 9, 2020
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Here Are The Worst Games On The NBA Schedule (So Far)
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Patrick Redford
December 4, 2020
NFL
Will You Join The NFL Writers And Take Up Arms Against The TV Providers?
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Samer Kalaf
December 2, 2020
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Make Sports Trophies Cooler
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Albert Burneko
November 24, 2020
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The Trump Voter Fraud Hotline Was Very Rude And Did Not Appreciate My Helpful Information
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