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This Is So Stupid

I Love Disney World But Rampaging Animatronic Kill-Bots Are Ruining The Experience

By Chris Thompson

April 23, 2021

Could A Jeep-Mounted Zion Williamson Roundhouse-Kick My Head Off? An Investigation

By Chris Thompson

April 14, 2021

The Great Outdoors

New River Gorge Offers Stunning Trails, Subpar Locations For Faking Your Own Death To Avoid Fraud Charges

By Patrick Redford

April 7, 2021

This Is So Stupid

Injustice Anywhere Is A Threat To Quenching Thirst Somewhere

By Justin Ellis

April 4, 2021

This Is So Stupid

White Sox Send Eloy Jimenez To The Great Baseball Diamond In The Sky

By Chris Thompson

April 2, 2021

Aaron Gordon’s 19-Minute “Documentary” About Losing The Dunk Contest Is Just The Lamest Shit Ever

By Chris Thompson

March 29, 2021

College Basketball

I Alone Can Get Oral Roberts University To The Final Four, But My Flock Can Help

March 22, 2021

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What’s The Least Flavorful Food Item That Would Nonetheless Instantly Vaporize Prince Philip?

March 18, 2021

This Is So Stupid

Taysom Hill’s Big Fake Contract Should Be Even Bigger And Faker

March 15, 2021

This Is So Stupid

My Team Is Gonna Be A Pack Of Clump Dogs

March 5, 2021

This Is So Stupid

Longtime Triple-Double Machine Mason Plumlee Now Has A Second Triple-Double, And Get This: He Did It With A Pal

March 4, 2021

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The Bucks’ Hand Sanitizer Cam Is Very Interactive

By Laura Wagner

March 3, 2021

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Oh Wow, Look At That, John Wall Is Out Here Making History

By Albert Burneko

March 1, 2021

PokuWatch: Proof Of Concept

By Patrick Redford and Giri Nathan

February 22, 2021

Mason Plumlee Is Officially A Triple-Double Machine

February 15, 2021

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If The Dallas Stars Are Truly Patriotic, They’ll Play The National Anthem 50 Times Before Each Game

February 10, 2021

Defector Up All Night

Gisele Is Ready To Prove She’s No System Supermodel

February 8, 2021

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Some Notes On The Performance Of The Crud Meter

By Nate Crudster

February 8, 2021

This Is So Stupid

What Time Does “What Time Does The Super Bowl Start?” Start?

By Patrick Redford

February 6, 2021

This Is So Stupid

The Film Of The Year Is ‘Best Of The Handforth Parish Council Planning & Environment Committee Thursday 10th December 2020’

February 5, 2021

This Is So Stupid

Samer Recognized A Fart Online

By Defector Staff

February 4, 2021

The NBA Has Unjustly Besmirched Kyle Lowry’s Ass

February 2, 2021

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BaynesWatch: Last Man Standing

By Patrick Redford

February 1, 2021

This Is So Stupid

BaynesWatch: Who Will Break Their Goose Egg First?

By Patrick Redford

January 29, 2021

Defector Up All Night

It’s Muncher

January 21, 2021