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Dan McQuade
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Chris Thompson
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Barry Petchesky
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Dan McQuade
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April 7, 2021
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Paul Pierce Loses ESPN Gig After Broadcasting Grim Men’s Evening
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Tom Ley
April 6, 2021
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Ray Ratto
March 29, 2021
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The Blood Shoes Will Steal Your Immortal Sole
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Dan McQuade
March 29, 2021
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Kelsey McKinney
March 25, 2021
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High School Sport Announcer Clarifies That His Vile Racist Outburst Was Simply The Result Of Spiking Blood Sugar
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Tom Ley
March 14, 2021
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Feebly Mumbling “Blue Lives Matter” Did Not Get Johnny Damon Out Of His DUI Arrest
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Tom Ley
March 10, 2021
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Barry Petchesky
February 15, 2021
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A “Predatory” Stop-Sign Camera Is Terrorizing My Neighborhood
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Dave McKenna
February 12, 2021
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Good Riddance To America’s Most Hated Wendy’s
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Dave McKenna
February 2, 2021
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Ice-Covered Street Provides Universal Life Lesson
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Tom Ley
December 11, 2020
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Chris Thompson
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Samer Kalaf
October 19, 2020
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An Interview With The Professional Exterminator Who Defeated My Accursèd Roach Trunk
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Chris Thompson
October 19, 2020
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Some Shit Is Going Down In Alaska, Man
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October 15, 2020
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Chris Thompson
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