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Year In Review

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

By Barry Petchesky

December 25, 2022

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Lunatic Sports Radio Caller Detects Bidenesque “Fraudulent Corruption” In Carlos Correa Deal

By Chris Thompson

December 21, 2022

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Salt Bae Thinks He’s On The Team

By Samer Kalaf

December 19, 2022

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This Emmanuel Macron Guy Is A Real Piece Of Work

By Tom Ley

December 19, 2022

160Comments

Bowling

Duckpin Bowling Loses Its Home

By Dave McKenna

December 12, 2022

204Comments

College Football

Deion Sanders Meets New Players, Tells Them To Get Lost

By Tom Ley

December 5, 2022

209Comments

Soccer

Christian Pulisic’s Goal Not As Ballsy As It First Appeared

By Tom Ley

December 1, 2022

87Comments

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Who Could Have Possibly Predicted The Bull Testicle Guy Was Juicing?

By Patrick Redford

November 30, 2022

483Comments

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What’s Your Go-To Doodle?

By Laura Wagner

November 29, 2022

202Comments

Golf

Bryson DeChambeau Abandons Quest To Become Large After It Made Him Feel “Weird”

By Giri Nathan

November 22, 2022

123Comments

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Beware The Blue Checks

By Samer Kalaf

November 9, 2022

248Comments

Sports Highlight Of The Day

The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is Philly’s Chicken Man Eating A Chicken

By Lauren Theisen

November 6, 2022

114Comments

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“Cornhole’s Dirty Underbelly” Revealed?

By Laura Wagner

November 4, 2022

185Comments

Soccer

A Free Trip To The World Cup Will Only Cost Your Soul

By Ray Ratto

November 2, 2022

146Comments

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In Search Of A Hot Pink Bitch Named Breakfast

By Annie Rauwerda

October 27, 2022

194Comments

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Paul Pierce Had A Grim Men’s Cake For His Birthday

By Tom Ley

October 20, 2022

91Comments

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The Misremembered History Of The Internet’s Funniest Buzzer-Beater

By Brian Feldman

October 19, 2022

182Comments

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Pro Fishing Has Its Own Cheating Scandal Involving Weights In Prize-Winning Fish

By Chris Thompson

October 2, 2022

318Comments

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Remembering Boudreaux, D.C.’s Ultimate Anti-Fan

By Dave McKenna

September 30, 2022

66Comments

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Humanity Can, Should, And Must Keep Hucking Shit Against The Stars

By Justin Ellis

September 28, 2022

176Comments

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Color Star’s Metaverse Adventure Continues With Promise To Make Smart Phones

By Chris Thompson

September 27, 2022

190Comments

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Feds: Publicly Traded Deli Worth $100 Million A Massive Fraud After All

By Dan McQuade

September 27, 2022

171Comments

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Get A Load Of These Dolts

By Tom Ley

August 23, 2022

354Comments

Defector Up All Night

How To Not Die On The Giant Slide In Belle Isle

By Barry Petchesky

August 22, 2022

394Comments

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Wife Needs Crudités!

By Tom Ley

August 15, 2022

484Comments

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