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Miguel Cabrera #24 of the Detroit Tigers high fives Manager A.J. Hinch after hitting his 500th career home run in the sixth inning during a MLB game against the Toronto Blue Jays at Rogers Centre on August 22, 2021 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

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Josiah Gray of the Washington Nationals pitches in the fifth inning against the Philadelphia Phillies.

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Steve: Shut Up, Man

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