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Dan McQuade was a founding member of Defector. He died in January 2026.

Dan McQuade

What 1993 Video Game Tony La Russa Taught Me About Baseball

David Roth

Defector Up All Night

Willians Astudillo Will Absolutely Die For This Shit

Ray Ratto

Watch What You Say About Joe West

Kelsey McKinney

Introducing: The Saint Cycle

Tom Ley

Give Me More Awful, Stupid, Failed Video Reviews

Samer Kalaf

Marcus Stroman of the Mets stands on the mound while it rains.

Today’s Marlins-Mets Game Lasted A Whopping Seven Minutes

Joe Musgrove #44 of the San Diego Padres after pitching a no-hitter against the Texas Rangers at Globe Life Field on April 09, 2021 in Arlington, Texas.

Joe Musgrove Threw His No-Hitter With The Urgency Of A Man Who Really Had To Piss

Ken Kendrick Is Just Another Rich Guy

Barry Petchesky

DENVER, CO - APRIL 2: Starting pitcher Trevor Bauer #27 of the Los Angeles Dodgers reacts after giving up a two run home run to Ryan McMahon of the Colorado Rockies during the seventh inning at Coors Field on April 2, 2021 in Denver, Colorado. (Photo by Justin Edmonds/Getty Images)

Trevor Bauer Did This To Himself

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - APRIL 08: Michael Conforto #30 of the New York Mets celebrates after being hit by a pitch with the bases loaded to force in the winning run in the bottom of the ninth inning against the Miami Marlins at Citi Field on April 08, 2021 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Stobe/Getty Images)

I Can’t Believe This Didn’t Happen TO The Mets

Almost No One Alive Has Seen The Phillies Start 5-0

Keith Hernandez Explains The Story Of His Hungry Cat As There’s A Drive Into Deep Left By Dom Smith

Lauren Theisen

The Legend Of Akil Baddoo Grows By The Day

Donald Trump yelling something while posing for a photo with some Little League kids, in 2020.

Politics

What Exactly Is Donald Trump Upset About Here?

OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 05: Will Smith #16 of the Los Angeles Dodgers runs to third base after colliding with Matt Chapman #26 of the Oakland Athletics in the top of the eighth inning at RingCentral Coliseum on April 05, 2021 in Oakland, California. (Photo by Lachlan Cunningham/Getty Images)

The Oakland A’s Are Oakland Ass

Pitcher James Karinchak #99 of the Cleveland Indians reacts after striking out Andrew Benintendi #16 of the Kansas City Royals to end the top of the ninth inning of the home opener at Progressive Field on April 05, 2021 in Cleveland, Ohio.

Cleveland Reliever James Karinchak Has Some Neat Thoughts About Vaccines And Nazis

Complaining About Boston’s New Piss Jersey Might Just Be Pissing In The Wind

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Chris Thompson

A stadium worker removes a large inflatable trash can prop from the field.

Fans Remind Astros Of Their Sins With Not One, But Two Trash Cans Thrown Onto Field

J.D. Davis, here missing a soft liner much as he misses the point of vaccination.

Private Choices Have Public Consequences

Let Us Have Ohtani

MLB Moves All-Star Game For Georgia’s Voter Suppression Law, Braves Immediately Throw Pathetic Hissy-Fit

A jersey of Eloy Jimenez, with his batting gloves, signed by his teammates and hung in the dugout during Thursday's season-opener.

This Is So Stupid

White Sox Send Eloy Jimenez To The Great Baseball Diamond In The Sky

Dumb Homer, Fun Homer

A gate with the Nationals "W" inside Nationals Park.

Congratulations To The 19 Far-Flung Fans Who Can Now Stream Nationals Games

Patrick Redford

Miguel Cabrera #24 of the Detroit Tigers hits a first inning two run home run off of a pitch from Shane Bieber #57 of the Cleveland Indians during Opening Day at Comerica Park on April 01, 2021 in Detroit, Michigan. (Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)

Baseball’s Off To A Strong Start