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College Football
A Partial List Of Everybody
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
January 9, 2024
The Machines
The TSA Has Thwarted My Anti-Groping Strategy
269
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Lauren Theisen
January 8, 2024
Remind Everyone That Your Team Sucks
The Why Your Team Sucks series is back in full swing, so it's a perfect time to order this t-shirt. Wear it loud, wear it proud: Your Team Sucks.
Pro Wrestling
‘The Iron Claw’ And The Real Von Erich Story Go Together Like Pizza And Muffins
172
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Lauren Theisen
January 5, 2024
NHL
Alex Ovechkin’s Hand Rises From The Mud
67
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Lauren Theisen
January 3, 2024
Life Lessons
What’s In A Name? A Lot Of Paperwork, Actually
128
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Lauren Theisen
December 26, 2023
Year In Review
Some Wrestling Matches I Liked In 2023
61
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Lauren Theisen
December 26, 2023
NFL
You Never Know When Your Last Win Comes
110
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Lauren Theisen
December 19, 2023
NFL
The Jaguars Are Burning Out
133
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Lauren Theisen
December 18, 2023
NHL
John Tavares On Long Island Is No Longer Outrageous
50
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Lauren Theisen
December 12, 2023
NHL
Despite All Their Tage, Sabres Still Cannot Turn A New Page
82
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Lauren Theisen
December 6, 2023
NHL
The Coyotes Are Better Than All The Stanley Cup Champs, In A Manner Of Speaking
46
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Lauren Theisen
December 5, 2023
NFL
Damnit Packers, Be Bad For A Few Years
188
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Lauren Theisen
December 4, 2023
NHL
What’s The Ceiling On The Red Wings?
58
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Lauren Theisen
November 30, 2023
Defector Up All Night
It’s A Beautiful Day For Weather
611
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Lauren Theisen
November 29, 2023
NHL
Corey Perry Is Everyone’s Problem
112
Comments
Lauren Theisen
November 29, 2023
NFL
Tommy DeVito Is A Two-Time Winner
125
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Lauren Theisen
November 27, 2023
Jamboroo
My Year Of Boy Football
270
Comments
Lauren Theisen
November 23, 2023
Defector Music Club
Defector Music Club Wants A Piece Of Britney Spears’s ‘Blackout’
32
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Lauren Theisen
,
Patrick Redford
, and
Israel Daramola
November 22, 2023
NFL
The Vikings Caught The Turnover Bug Again
67
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Lauren Theisen
November 20, 2023
NHL
My Yotes Are Getting Better
40
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Lauren Theisen
November 15, 2023
NFL
Joshua “Playmaker” Dobbs Is Helping The Vikings Save Their Season
117
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Lauren Theisen
November 13, 2023
Arts And Culture
‘Stereophonic’ Is “The Fleetwood Mac Play” And So Much Better For It
36
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Lauren Theisen
November 8, 2023
NHL
The Leafs Are As Nerve-Racking As Ever
36
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Lauren Theisen
November 7, 2023
NFL
Joshua Dobbs Has Renewed My Faith In Mediocre Quarterbacks
160
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Lauren Theisen
November 6, 2023
MLB
The Defector World Series MVP Is The Gink
42
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Lauren Theisen
November 2, 2023
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