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Drew Magary
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How ‘Slow Horses’ Explains The World
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WARNING! The Worst Announcer In Pro Basketball Has Come For The NFL
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October 7, 2025
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October Is The Stuff Of Life
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Drew Magary
October 2, 2025
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Hunting For The Wettest Guys Of The MLB Playoffs, With Lauren Theisen
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Drew Magary
October 2, 2025
Funbag
What’s A Dollar Really Worth To These Ghouls?
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Drew Magary
September 30, 2025
Jamboroo
My Life As A Pharmaceutical-American
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September 25, 2025
Funbag
Confessions Of A Cheeky Anglophile
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September 23, 2025
Jamboroo
Scoreboard!
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September 18, 2025
Funbag
Everything Is Getting Lost In The Fog
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September 16, 2025
NFL
J.J. McCarthy Awful, Then A Hero, Then A Father, Then Awful Again, Then A Bust, Now Hurt
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Drew Magary
September 16, 2025
NFL
It Sucks To Watch Caleb Williams Suck
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Drew Magary
September 11, 2025
Funbag
The Critic Counts
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Drew Magary
September 9, 2025
Jamboroo
There Is Always An After
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Drew Magary
September 4, 2025
NFL
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Philadelphia Eagles
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Drew Magary
September 4, 2025
Funbag
AirPods Have Broken The Social Contract
466
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Drew Magary
September 2, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Washington Commanders
228
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Drew Magary
August 29, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Baltimore Ravens
306
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Drew Magary
August 27, 2025
Funbag
And Now For A Brief Tribute To Lee Corso
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Drew Magary
August 26, 2025
NFL
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Houston Texans
301
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Drew Magary
August 25, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Minnesota Vikings
329
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Drew Magary
August 22, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Green Bay Packers
486
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Drew Magary
August 21, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Los Angeles Chargers
418
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Drew Magary
August 20, 2025
Funbag
What Makes A Failson?
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Drew Magary
August 19, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Pittsburgh Steelers
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Drew Magary
August 19, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Denver Broncos
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Drew Magary
August 18, 2025
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