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Drew Magary
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Dadfector
I Still Know Babies
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Drew Magary
May 7, 2025
Funbag
What’s The Worst CD You’ve Ever Purchased?
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Drew Magary
May 6, 2025
NYC: Come To Our WNBA Comedy Show On May 16
The WNBA is back in May! Join Defector and your fellow WNBA fans for a night of stand up, games, giveaways, and special guests as we all get amped up for the new WNBA season. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from April 2 for discount code.)
NFL
The Vikings Belong To J.J. McCarthy Now, As Does My Cold Black Heart
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Drew Magary
May 2, 2025
Funbag
It’s Time For Mel Kiper To Go
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Drew Magary
April 29, 2025
Jamboroo
Secrets Of The World’s Foremost NFL YouTube Grinder
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Drew Magary
April 24, 2025
Funbag
Let Travis Hunter Be Football Ohtani
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Drew Magary
April 22, 2025
Golf
Jim Nantz Is Being Weird About The Masters Again
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Drew Magary
April 10, 2025
Politics
Oh, Shut The Fuck Up
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Drew Magary
April 9, 2025
Funbag
Grocery Shopping Is Meditation
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Drew Magary
April 8, 2025
NFL
You Say You’re A Dawg, But Are You A Motherfucker?
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Drew Magary
April 3, 2025
Funbag
Banning The Tush Push Is A Chickenshit Idea
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Drew Magary
April 1, 2025
Dadfector
Why Your Children’s Toy Sucks: Playhut
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Drew Magary
April 1, 2025
NFL
Hear Me Out: The Vikings Are USING Aaron Rodgers
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Drew Magary
March 28, 2025
NFL
The Steelers Are Trapped In A Hell Of Their Own Neglect
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Drew Magary
March 26, 2025
Funbag
The Only Spaghetti Eating Lesson You’ll Ever Need
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Drew Magary
March 25, 2025
Food
Butterbeer Flavoring Has Broken Contain
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Drew Magary
March 24, 2025
NFL
I Am Asking Aaron Rodgers, Once And For All, To Leave My Team The Fuck Alone
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Drew Magary
March 19, 2025
Arts And Culture
Gun Assembly Required
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Drew Magary
March 19, 2025
Funbag
Lessons From A B-Minus Dog Owner
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Drew Magary
March 18, 2025
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