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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
Jamboroo
The 2024 NFL Season Is A Hater’s Paradise
325
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Drew Magary
October 17, 2024
Funbag
What We Talk About When We Talk About Our Toilet Apps
509
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Drew Magary
October 15, 2024
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
Jamboroo
I Got My Fill
363
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Drew Magary
October 10, 2024
Funbag
October Surprises Are Bullshit
662
Comments
Drew Magary
October 8, 2024
Jamboroo
I Have Given My Sons The Gift Of Fire
354
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Drew Magary
September 26, 2024
Funbag
We Must Address The Tom Brady Crisis (The Crisis Being That He Stinks)
716
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Drew Magary
September 24, 2024
Jamboroo
Help, Help! All Of The Rich Quarterbacks Are Eating Shit!
368
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Drew Magary
September 19, 2024
Funbag
There’s No Such Thing As Wasted Time
598
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Drew Magary
September 17, 2024
Jamboroo
End This Farce
427
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Drew Magary
September 12, 2024
Funbag
Help! My Friend Wipes His Ass With Bleach!
626
Comments
Drew Magary
September 10, 2024
Jamboroo
A Well-Executed Day
448
Comments
Drew Magary
September 5, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Kansas City Chiefs
385
Comments
Drew Magary
September 5, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: San Francisco 49ers
424
Comments
Drew Magary
September 4, 2024
Funbag
Oasis Is Back, You Wankers!
696
Comments
Drew Magary
September 3, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Baltimore Ravens
439
Comments
Drew Magary
September 3, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Detroit Lions
307
Comments
Drew Magary
August 30, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Houston Texans
368
Comments
Drew Magary
August 28, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Green Bay Packers
515
Comments
Drew Magary
August 26, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Dallas Cowboys
365
Comments
Drew Magary
August 23, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Cleveland Browns
317
Comments
Drew Magary
August 22, 2024
Podcasts
An Airplane Seating Brain Teaser, With Rohan Nadkarni
155
Comments
Drew Magary
August 22, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Philadelphia Eagles
400
Comments
Drew Magary
August 21, 2024
Funbag
Bad Timing Can Make Any Injury Devastating
472
Comments
Drew Magary
August 20, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Miami Dolphins
265
Comments
Drew Magary
August 20, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Pittsburgh Steelers
350
Comments
Drew Magary
August 19, 2024
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