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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
Funbag
I Am Getting Old Man Skin And Don’t Care For It
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Drew Magary
February 14, 2023
NFL
That Fucking Flag Ruined Everything
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Drew Magary
February 13, 2023
Back In The Merch Store: Defector Pride Shirts
Check out Defector’s pride shirts, with artwork from Archie Bongiovanni and Mattie Lubchansky! As always, the shirts are made in America and printed by a union co-op.
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Jamboroo
“Wow”: Tony Romo Breaks Down The Super Bowl For Defector
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Drew Magary
February 9, 2023
Golf
Hardcore Golf Fans Big Mad About Tiny-Ass Bridge
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Drew Magary
February 7, 2023
Funbag
There’s Too Much Shit To Remember
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Drew Magary
February 7, 2023
Jamboroo
“It Didn’t Know It Yet But It Was Already Dead.” Your Scariest Poop Stories
192
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Drew Magary
February 2, 2023
Funbag
I Can’t Stop Giving People The Thumbs Up
793
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Drew Magary
January 31, 2023
Jamboroo
If You Don’t Have Multiple Real Dudes You Don’t Have Shit!
417
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Drew Magary
January 26, 2023
Funbag
Pop Culture Is Good For Your Children
667
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Drew Magary
January 24, 2023
Jamboroo
When There’s No Football On, May I Suggest Art Youtube?
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Drew Magary
January 19, 2023
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