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Albert Burneko

Assignment Editor

NBA

The Celtics Are Crappy And Unhappy

November 2, 2021
Chefector

Let’s Cook Mushroom Soup

October 30, 2021
NFL

Mark Davis, Big Backpack Guy

October 27, 2021
The Machines

Boston Tech Startup Develops Worst Imaginable Way To Get A Cup Of Coffee

October 21, 2021
College Basketball

Bob Huggins Wants To Eliminate The Wrong Part Of March Madness

October 21, 2021
NBA

Weeks If Not Months In Advance, A Thorough Preview Of The 2021-22 NBA Season

October 20, 2021
Chefector

Let’s Make Pierogi

October 16, 2021
This Is So Stupid

Reverse Baseball!

October 14, 2021
Chefector

Plagiarism Is The Weirdest Of All The Frauds

October 12, 2021
Life Lessons

Fake It Until You Make It (A Worse Planet For Everyone To Live On)

October 11, 2021
Media Meltdowns

MLB Network’s Jim Kaat Went So Far Out Of His Way To Say Something Racist

October 8, 2021
Media Meltdowns

‘American Conservative’ Columnist: This Story Reminds Me Of A Third-Grader Whose Dick I Thought Was Weird

October 6, 2021
Chefector

Let’s Cook Some Escarole With Beans And Sausage

October 2, 2021
Soccer

All Of What’s Miserable About Barcelona In 2021 Is Congealed Into The Form Of This Doofus

September 30, 2021
NBA

BenWatch: Ben Simmons Unmoved By Attempts At Pretending To Placate Him

September 28, 2021
Sports Highlight Of The Day

The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Aussie Rugby Dude Rescuing A Stuck Sheep

September 23, 2021
NFL

Jacksonville Jaguars: No One Is Allowed To Apologize For Sucking Shit Except Us

September 20, 2021
Chefector

Let’s Throw Together Some Stuffed Peppers

September 18, 2021
Life's Rich Pageant

Urban Meyer’s House Is Freaking Me Out, Man

September 17, 2021
MLB

Please Explain To Me What The Hell Aaron Boone Is Trying To Say About Derek Jeter

September 8, 2021
Chefector

Let’s Bake Some Cornbread

September 4, 2021
NFL

Mark Davis’s House Is The World Capital Of Sadness

September 1, 2021
NBA

Ben Simmons, To Team Trying To Trade Him: Trade Me

August 31, 2021
Soccer

Personally I Feel This Jack Wilshere Interview Summary Could Be Even More Brutal

August 26, 2021
This Is So Stupid

There Should Be A Game Show Where People Compete To Be A Game Show Host

August 23, 2021
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