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Albert Burneko

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Media Meltdowns

Someone, Please, Explain To Me What This Sentence Is Trying To Say

August 23, 2021
Chefector

Let’s Cook Up A Nice Big Bowl Of Summer

August 21, 2021
This Is So Stupid

Only I Know Why Chris Palmer Thought It A Good Idea To Tweet That Vanessa Bryant Doesn’t Know This Stupid Factoid About Her Dead Husband, And I’ll Never Tell

August 13, 2021
Media Meltdowns

Either Wirecutter Or I Are Doing Toilet Brush Ownership EXTREMELY Wrong

August 12, 2021
Chefector

A Big Pile Of Tomatoes Is A Salad If You Say It Is

August 7, 2021
NBA

A Complete List Of Players Who, Unlike Ben Simmons, Would Not Be Willing To Join The Golden State Warriors

August 5, 2021
Olympics

What Kind Of Toilet Destruction Are We Talking About, Here?

August 4, 2021
NBA

This Stupid Basketball Cliche Impacts Puking Out My Fucking Breakfast

August 3, 2021
Chefector

Let’s Fry Some Green Tomatoes

July 10, 2021
NBA

A Deep And Illuminating NBA Finals Preview For Basketball Morons

Overexplained Lists

Worst Places To Get A Sunburn, Ranked

Capital

Check Out The Drama At This Hip Cookware Company, And Then Confront The Sucking Void At The Heart Of The Global Economy

Chefector

Smoke The Pork, Pull The Pork, And Put The Pork In A Sandwich

NBA

Basketball Is Played By People, Not Archetypes

Chefector

Let’s Make Some Slaw

This Is So Stupid

Experts: Albert Burneko Is Handsome And It’s Cool To Just Give Him Money

Chefector

It Is Not Yet Tomato Time, Blasphemers

NBA

Damian Lillard Can’t Get Away With Being Human

College Basketball

See You Later To This Butthead

NBA

Danny Ainge Finally Delivers The Big Move

Chefector

Let’s Smoke Some Chicken On A Regular Charcoal Grill

MLB

What Is Dealing, And What Is Not

NBA

A Timely And Incredibly Expert Preview Of The 2021 NBA Playoffs

MLB

Manny Machado Hits Another Middle Infielder With A Bizarre, Sloppy Slide

Chefector

You Can Always Just Throw Together Some Seafood Stew

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