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Albert Burneko
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Politics
James Dobson Is Dead, Was A Monster
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Albert Burneko
August 21, 2025
Arts And Culture
What’s ‘Mönch’ Thinking?
77
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Albert Burneko
August 20, 2025
SF, Philly, DC: Meet Defector at the Ballpark
Before the end of the season, come hang out at a baseball game in one of the cities where multiple Defector staffers reside. We’ll be doing Defector & Friends at the Ballpark in San Francisco, Philadelphia, and D.C. Make sure you wear your finest Defector merch so other readers can spot you, or at least carry around a printout of Devin the Dugong.
NBA
John Wall Was Too Fast
72
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Albert Burneko
August 19, 2025
Funbag
OK But What If The Billionaire Is A Cool Guy?
511
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Albert Burneko
July 29, 2025
Soccer
What The Hell Is Going On With Marc-André ter Stegen?
29
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Albert Burneko
July 25, 2025
Bills Week
Bill!
109
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Albert Burneko
July 16, 2025
The Machines
Elon Musk’s Idiot Chatbot Turns Into An Explicit Nazi
281
Comments
Albert Burneko
July 9, 2025
NBA
Fine, To Hell With It: A T.J. McConnell Appreciation Blog
156
Comments
Albert Burneko
June 27, 2025
Capital
Toward A Theory Of Kevin Roose
250
Comments
Albert Burneko
June 18, 2025
Politics
Weenie Centrist Legislator Faceplants Hard At Weekend Protest Event
323
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Albert Burneko
June 16, 2025
NBA
If I Were The Oklahoma City Thunder, I Would Simply Sustain A Lead All The Way To The End Of Game 2
26
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Albert Burneko
June 8, 2025
Politics
Donald Trump And Elon Musk Throw Day-Long Tantrums At Each Other
423
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Albert Burneko
June 6, 2025
NBA
Before You Is The Defector Mega-Preview Of The 2025 NBA Finals. Kneel!
113
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Albert Burneko
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Tom Ley
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Luis Paez-Pumar
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Ray Ratto
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Patrick Redford
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David Roth
June 5, 2025
This Is So Stupid
Dave McKenna Insists They Have Ham Trucks In France
367
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Albert Burneko
May 30, 2025
NBA
Faster Is Better
190
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Albert Burneko
May 28, 2025
The Machines
Chicago Sun-Times And Philadelphia Inquirer Publish Huge Summer Insert Of Pure, Uncut Chatbot Slop [UPDATE]
322
Comments
Albert Burneko
May 20, 2025
The Machines
Elon Musk’s Idiot Chatbot Goes Full Boer
247
Comments
Albert Burneko
May 15, 2025
Journalismism
NYT Reporter: It’s Not Corruption Unless The Envelope Says “Bribe” On It
385
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Albert Burneko
May 12, 2025
Animals
For Bea
108
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Albert Burneko
May 9, 2025
This Is So Stupid
Allowing For Various Metaphors
218
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Albert Burneko
May 8, 2025
NBA
The Celtics Will Just Keep Doing This Until We Are All Driven Insane
158
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Albert Burneko
May 6, 2025
The Machines
Only Kevin Roose’s Editors Despise Him More Than I Do
213
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Albert Burneko
April 25, 2025
Media Meltdowns
Henry Blodget Invents, Hires, Sexually Harasses, Blogs About Nonexistent AI Subordinate
219
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Albert Burneko
April 22, 2025
Science
At What Point Has One Actually “Been To” Space?
320
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Albert Burneko
April 15, 2025
This Is So Stupid
Tech CEO: Do Not Say To Me That I Was Not Just Assassinated By The Jackal
323
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Albert Burneko
April 2, 2025
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