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Albert Burneko

Assignment Editor

NBA

BenWatch: Ben Simmons Unmoved By Attempts At Pretending To Placate Him

September 28, 2021
Sports Highlight Of The Day

The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Aussie Rugby Dude Rescuing A Stuck Sheep

September 23, 2021
NFL

Jacksonville Jaguars: No One Is Allowed To Apologize For Sucking Shit Except Us

September 20, 2021
Chefector

Let’s Throw Together Some Stuffed Peppers

September 18, 2021
Life's Rich Pageant

Urban Meyer’s House Is Freaking Me Out, Man

September 17, 2021
MLB

Please Explain To Me What The Hell Aaron Boone Is Trying To Say About Derek Jeter

September 8, 2021
Chefector

Let’s Bake Some Cornbread

September 4, 2021
NFL

Mark Davis’s House Is The World Capital Of Sadness

September 1, 2021
NBA

Ben Simmons, To Team Trying To Trade Him: Trade Me

August 31, 2021
Soccer

Personally I Feel This Jack Wilshere Interview Summary Could Be Even More Brutal

August 26, 2021
This Is So Stupid

There Should Be A Game Show Where People Compete To Be A Game Show Host

August 23, 2021
Media Meltdowns

Someone, Please, Explain To Me What This Sentence Is Trying To Say

August 23, 2021
Chefector

Let’s Cook Up A Nice Big Bowl Of Summer

August 21, 2021
This Is So Stupid

Only I Know Why Chris Palmer Thought It A Good Idea To Tweet That Vanessa Bryant Doesn’t Know This Stupid Factoid About Her Dead Husband, And I’ll Never Tell

August 13, 2021
Media Meltdowns

Either Wirecutter Or I Are Doing Toilet Brush Ownership EXTREMELY Wrong

August 12, 2021
Chefector

A Big Pile Of Tomatoes Is A Salad If You Say It Is

August 7, 2021
NBA

A Complete List Of Players Who, Unlike Ben Simmons, Would Not Be Willing To Join The Golden State Warriors

August 5, 2021
Olympics

What Kind Of Toilet Destruction Are We Talking About, Here?

August 4, 2021
NBA

This Stupid Basketball Cliche Impacts Puking Out My Fucking Breakfast

August 3, 2021
Chefector

Let’s Fry Some Green Tomatoes

July 10, 2021
NBA

A Deep And Illuminating NBA Finals Preview For Basketball Morons

Overexplained Lists

Worst Places To Get A Sunburn, Ranked

Capital

Check Out The Drama At This Hip Cookware Company, And Then Confront The Sucking Void At The Heart Of The Global Economy

Chefector

Smoke The Pork, Pull The Pork, And Put The Pork In A Sandwich

NBA

Basketball Is Played By People, Not Archetypes

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