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Albert Burneko

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Chefector

Let’s Make Some Slaw

This Is So Stupid

Experts: Albert Burneko Is Handsome And It’s Cool To Just Give Him Money

Chefector

It Is Not Yet Tomato Time, Blasphemers

NBA

Damian Lillard Can’t Get Away With Being Human

College Basketball

See You Later To This Butthead

NBA

Danny Ainge Finally Delivers The Big Move

Chefector

Let’s Smoke Some Chicken On A Regular Charcoal Grill

MLB

What Is Dealing, And What Is Not

NBA

A Timely And Incredibly Expert Preview Of The 2021 NBA Playoffs

MLB

Manny Machado Hits Another Middle Infielder With A Bizarre, Sloppy Slide

Chefector

You Can Always Just Throw Together Some Seafood Stew

MLB

I Want To See The Dang Throw!

MLB

No No-Hitter Ended Better Than Jordan Zimmermann’s

Senators Week

Stop Referring To The “Caning” Of Charles Sumner!

Chefector

Let’s Shuck And Eat Some Oysters

Science

Barkeep, A Glass Of Your Finest Chemolithotroph Peepee, If You Please

April 29, 2021
NBA

Let’s Check In On The Indiana Pacers, As Well As, For No Particular Reason, The Atlanta Hawks

April 27, 2021
Defector Up All Night

The Thing About Trying To Kill A Guy With A Kart Bumper Is It’s Against The Rules Of Kart Racing

April 20, 2021
Chefector

Let’s Cook Some Black Bean Soup

April 17, 2021
Media Meltdowns

Everyone Reading This Beat Writer’s Insanely Worded Tweet Understands It Completely. Or At Least Is Capable Of Understanding Written Language.

April 14, 2021
Media Meltdowns

Bill Simmons: Cancel Culture Prevented Jim Nantz From Making A Cheap Racist Quip About Hideki Matsuyama, And That’s A Shame

April 12, 2021
Science

To Truly Appreciate The Elon Musk Tunnel Footage, You Must Hear It Set To Music

Golf

Rory McIlroy Smote His Own Father With A Golf Shot

April 8, 2021
Sports Highlight Of The Day

The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Japanese Baseball Team’s Fish Mascot Exploding Into Its New Form

Chefector

Let’s Fry Up Some Crispy Seafood

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