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MLB
The Weird Baseball Is Upon Us
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Lauren Theisen
August 10, 2021
MLB
Eloy Jimenez Is Risen
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Tom Ley
August 10, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Just Two Guys Looking Normal
133
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Tom Ley
August 9, 2021
Boxing
This Boxing Judge Robbery Is As Blatant As It Gets
31
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Patrick Redford
August 9, 2021
MLB
Rockies Conclude That Fan Did Not Shout Racial Slur, Was Beckoning Mascot Named Dinger
168
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Giri Nathan
August 9, 2021
NHL
All Of A Sudden, The Devils Seem Cool As Hell
59
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Lauren Theisen
August 9, 2021
Golf
Dickweed Moron Bryson DeChambeau Relentlessly Heckled Through Sunday Collapse
164
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Chris Thompson
August 9, 2021
Olympics
French Marathoner Is Either Extremely Evil Or Just Kind Of Clumsy
114
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Tom Ley
August 9, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Denver Broncos
315
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Drew Magary
August 9, 2021
NBA
The Crackdown On Unnatural Motions Begins
133
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Giri Nathan
August 9, 2021
Olympics
Unconscious Man Wins Karate Gold
86
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Laura Wagner
August 8, 2021
Olympics
Horse Innocent!
153
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Laura Wagner
August 8, 2021
MLB
Anthony Rizzo Is The Latest Yankee With COVID
141
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Barry Petchesky
August 8, 2021
MLB
In Praise Of The Slowball
88
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Barry Petchesky
August 8, 2021
Chefector
A Big Pile Of Tomatoes Is A Salad If You Say It Is
113
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Albert Burneko
August 7, 2021
Olympics
Indian Field Hockey Is Back
21
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Giri Nathan
August 6, 2021
Defector Reads A Book
Defector Reads A Book Has Its Pick For August
44
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
August 6, 2021
Olympics
Why Do Table Tennis Players Yell “Cho!” All The Time?
64
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Laura Wagner
August 6, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Carolina Panthers
297
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Drew Magary
August 6, 2021
Soccer
Juventus Women’s Club Is Sorry If This Tweet Has Been Interpreted As Razzismo
95
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Giri Nathan
August 6, 2021
NFL
This Jabroni Really Said “Attacking Rest”
236
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Patrick Redford
August 6, 2021
NFL
Kirk Cousins Sucks
319
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Tom Ley
August 6, 2021
Olympics
The Horses Are Not Having It
223
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Barry Petchesky
August 6, 2021
Olympics
Olympic Basketball’s Most Entertaining Team Is Going For Gold
27
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
August 6, 2021
Soccer
Lionel Messi Is No Longer Barcelona’s
134
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Billy Haisley
August 5, 2021
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