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Soccer
Rooting For Sheffield United Must Suck Incredible Amounts Of Ass Right Now
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Billy Haisley
December 14, 2020
MLB
The Cleveland Baseball Team Is Already Making A Big Mess Of Their Own Name Change
147
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Chris Thompson
December 14, 2020
NFL
And On The Seventh Day, God Peed
90
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Patrick Redford
December 14, 2020
NBA
This Is Getting Awkward For The Rockets
81
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Chris Thompson
December 14, 2020
Announcements
Introducing Defector’s Plan For Not Fucking Over Freelancers
237
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Tom Ley
December 14, 2020
Death To The NCAA
Bowl Season Will Be College Football’s Crowning Embarrassment
102
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Ray Ratto
December 14, 2020
MLB
Let’s Rename The Cleveland Baseball Team
386
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Ray Ratto
December 14, 2020
NFL
The Chargers Have Once Again Been Owned By Time Itself
77
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Chris Thompson
December 13, 2020
NFL
Was Tom Brady Crud Today?
43
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Tom Ley
December 13, 2020
NFL
Dan Bailey Probably Kicked His Job Into The Toilet
82
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Chris Thompson
December 13, 2020
NFL
Josh Jacobs Pulled A Fast One On All You Jokers
29
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Tom Ley
December 13, 2020
NFL
Kicking The Ball Out Of Your Opponent’s Hand Is In Fact A Very Cool Thing To Do On A Football Field
35
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Chris Thompson
December 13, 2020
Life Lessons
Is Drinking 40 Sips Of Water With Your Hand, Like A Cat, Every Morning “More Efficient” Than Using A Glass? An Investigation
166
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Dan McQuade
December 13, 2020
Science
Teeth Are Horrifying
114
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Chris Thompson
December 13, 2020
Death To The NCAA
Dan Mullen Was Embittered, And That Is Good Enough For Me
79
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Chris Thompson
December 13, 2020
Death To The NCAA
How Many Jobs Could Kevin Sumlin’s Buyout Have Saved?
61
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Tom Ley
December 13, 2020
Chefector
Let’s Make Some Butternut Squash Soup
104
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Albert Burneko
December 12, 2020
MLB
Let Us Now Praise The Garbage Feast At The Heart Of The MLB Winter Meetings
94
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David Roth
December 11, 2020
Life's Rich Pageant
Ice-Covered Street Provides Universal Life Lesson
101
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Tom Ley
December 11, 2020
Journalismism
I Hope Your Brain Is Big Enough To Make Sense Of This ESPN Blog About How The NBA Is Like Finance
158
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Patrick Redford
December 11, 2020
NBA
Kyrie Irving’s Gambit May Not Come Cheap
86
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Ray Ratto
December 11, 2020
NFL
The Rams Danced On The Grave Of The Patriots Dynasty
93
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Lauren Theisen
December 11, 2020
Politics
The Only Noteworthy Thing About The Latest Anti-Trans Sports Bill Is How Shameless It Is
173
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Diana Moskovitz
December 11, 2020
The Fights
The $5 Billion Lawsuit Against The UFC By Its Former Fighters Can’t Be Ignored
109
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Patrick Redford
December 11, 2020
Defector Up All Night
The Year’s Most Anticipated Video Game Is Replete With Hilarious Bugs
114
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Patrick Redford
December 10, 2020
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