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This is Defector, a new sports blog and media company. We made this place together, we own it together, we run it together. Without access, without favor, without discretion, and without interference.

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Enter Our Raffle To Win A Visit And Home-Cooked Meal From Drew Magary

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Giri Nathan

Los Angeles Lakers v Houston Rockets

The Lakers Live In An Alternate Dimension

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Lauren Theisen

Nate Schmidt #88 of the Vancouver Canucks reaches for the puck

Vancouver Canucks Training Camp

Now More Than Ever, We Need Hockey Guys Being Dudes

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Tom Ley

C.J. Gardner-Johnson of the New Orleans Saints

New Orleans Saints v Seattle Seahawks

No Man Can Resist The Urge To Punch C.J. Gardner-Johnson

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Patrick Redford

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Whoever’s Controlling Leonys Martin’s Twitter Would Like To Sell You An Extra PS5

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Maitreyi Anantharaman

Michael Buble walks a red carpet for 'Tour Stop 148' during the 11th Rome Film Festival at Auditorium Parco Della Musica on October 14, 2016 in Rome, Italy.

‘Tour Stop 148’ Red Carpet – 11th Rome Film Festival

Music

Do Not Ever, Not Even For One Second, Think That Michael Bublé Wants Anything Other Than A Platonic, Heterosexual Relationship With Santa

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Announcements

Congrats To This Dumbass, Who Now Has To Give Defector $500,000

Los Angeles Chargers v Las Vegas Raiders

NFL Security Breach Leads To Violation Of Throwback Apparel Protocol

CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA - DECEMBER 13: Diontae Spencer #11 of the Denver Broncos celebrates after scoring an 83-yard punt-return touchdown against the Carolina Panthers during the first quarter of their game at Bank of America Stadium on December 13, 2020 in Charlotte, North Carolina. (Photo by Jared C. Tilton/Getty Images)

Denver Broncos v Carolina Panthers

And On The Seventh Day, God Peed

Las Vegas Raiders v Atlanta Falcons

Josh Jacobs Pulled A Fast One On All You Jokers

Pittsburgh Steelers v Jacksonville Jaguars

Holy Shit, It’s Mike Glennon!

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Samer Kalaf

Attorney for the President, Rudy Giuliani, speaks at a news conference in the parking lot of a landscaping company on November 7, 2020 in Philadelphia.

US-VOTE-TRUMP

This Is So Stupid

The Trump Voter Fraud Hotline Was Very Rude And Did Not Appreciate My Helpful Information

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Defector Up All Night

Now This Is What Video Games Are All About

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Science

Check Out This New Dinosaur: An Absolute Dumbass Piece Of Shit

Marcus Maye of the New York Jets intercepts a ball by holding it against his butt.

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Marcus Maye’s Butt Pick Was The Only Thing That Went Right For The Jets Today

Do A Good Sports Play, Do A Cool Prank, We’ll All Have Fun

Dier returns after crapping and/or peeing.

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Soccer

Eric Dier’s Bizarre Mid-Game Piss Break Motivates Tottenham To Victory

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Jeff Passan Interacts With Baseball Fan

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Jon Gruden Says He Caught The Coronavirus During His Quest To “Crush” The Coronavirus

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