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Congratulations To The Utah Jazz For Finally Recording One Damn Triple-Double
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Chris Thompson
January 3, 2024
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Lauri Markkanen Is A Dude Now
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Giri Nathan
February 24, 2023
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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At Last, The Lakers And Russell Westbrook Are Kaput
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Chris Thompson
February 9, 2023
NBA
Joel Embiid Did All Of Basketball
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Giri Nathan
November 14, 2022
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Danny Ainge Is Doing What He Knows Best
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Chris Thompson
September 2, 2022
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Either Way, Rudy Gobert In Minnesota Will Be Big Fun
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Tom Ley
July 5, 2022
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A Very Strange Thing Happened To The Brain Of Brian Windhorst This Morning. Very Strange.
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Chris Thompson
July 1, 2022
NBA
How They Shot “The Last Shot”
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David Davis
June 8, 2022
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The Wrong Jazz Players Ate Shit
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Chris Thompson
April 29, 2022
This Is So Stupid
Rudy Gobert’s Own Bees Sting Him In Face
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Dan McQuade
April 28, 2022
NBA
The Utah Jazz Spent An Evening In Spirit Prison
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Albert Burneko
April 26, 2022
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