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David Roth
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: San Francisco 49ers
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Drew Magary
August 12, 2021
NFL
It Really Did Feel Nice To Watch Aaron Rodgers Destroy The Niners’ B-Team
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Lauren Theisen
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NFL
The 49ers Are Well And Truly Boned
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Ray Ratto
November 2, 2020
NFL
There’s More To NFL Injuries Than The Jets’ Crappy Turf
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Barry Petchesky
September 23, 2020
NFL
The 49ers Win One, Lose Lots
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Ray Ratto
September 21, 2020
NFL
Jets Still Embarrass Themselves Even After 49ers Suffer Numerous Injuries
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Patrick Redford
September 20, 2020
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