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Have You Considered Just Not Pooping?
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Sabrina Imbler
September 27, 2024
Jamboroo
“Who Took A Giant Shit In The Drug Test Toilet?!” Your Annual POOPOROO
161
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Drew Magary
February 1, 2024
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Creaturefector
Behold An Ancient Fish’s Moment Of Sheer Regret
101
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Sabrina Imbler
April 9, 2023
Jamboroo
“It Didn’t Know It Yet But It Was Already Dead.” Your Scariest Poop Stories
192
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Drew Magary
February 2, 2023
Science
An Oral History Of The Time Six Doctors Swallowed Lego Heads To See How Long They’d Take To Poo
97
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Sabrina Imbler
November 25, 2022
Creaturefector
Welcome To Jurassic Puke
74
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Sabrina Imbler
September 20, 2022
Funbag
Help! I Love To Shit In The Nude!
405
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Drew Magary
August 9, 2022
Jamboroo
“Just Remember The Next Time A Dog Licks You That They Will Eat Anything.” Your 2022 Super Bowl Pooporoo!
154
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Drew Magary
February 3, 2022
Tennis
Matteo Berrettini Thanks Diarrhea Medication For Helping Him Win Match
79
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Giri Nathan
January 18, 2022
NHL
Perfectly Nice Center-Ice Poop Ruined By Flyers Logo
87
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Patrick Redford
December 6, 2021
Olympics
What Kind Of Toilet Destruction Are We Talking About, Here?
187
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Albert Burneko
August 4, 2021
Funbag
Can I Take A Shit At An Open House?
529
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Drew Magary
June 8, 2021
Funbag
What We Talk About When We Talk About Soiling Ourselves
489
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Drew Magary
May 25, 2021
Jamboroo
“I Was Down $3,000 And Felt A Fart Coming On.” YOUR SUPER BOWL POOPOROO!
212
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Drew Magary
January 28, 2021
Soccer
Eric Dier’s Bizarre Mid-Game Piss Break Motivates Tottenham To Victory
39
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Patrick Redford
September 30, 2020