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NYC: Come To Our WNBA Comedy Show On May 16

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Live Event

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Kelsey McKinney

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The Scorebug Snuggery: The Phillies Abandon “P00P”

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Sabrina Imbler

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Creaturefector

Normalize Eating Poop

Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

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Drew Magary

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Funbag

What’s The Worst Sport To Play With A Poopy Diaper?

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Have You Considered Just Not Pooping?

BENGHAZI, LIBYA - AUGUST 8,1943: A view as a soldier sits at the latrine at the U.S Air Force base in Benghazi, Libya. (Photo by Ivan Dmitri/Michael Ochs Archives/Getty Images)

U.S AIRFORCE BASE BENGHAZI LIBYA

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“Who Took A Giant Shit In The Drug Test Toilet?!” Your Annual POOPOROO

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Behold An Ancient Fish’s Moment Of Sheer Regret

A boy and a chimpanzee doing their business together. 13th March 1970. (Photo by Daily Mirror/Daily Mirror/Mirrorpix via Getty Images)

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“It Didn’t Know It Yet But It Was Already Dead.” Your Scariest Poop Stories

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Science

An Oral History Of The Time Six Doctors Swallowed Lego Heads To See How Long They’d Take To Poo

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Welcome To Jurassic Puke

A fully functioning solid gold toilet, made by Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan, is going into public use at the Guggenheim Museum in New York on September 15, 2016. - A guard will be stationed outside the bathroom to protect the work, entitled 'America', which recalls Marcel Duchamp's famous work, 'Fountain'. (Photo by William EDWARDS / AFP) (Photo by WILLIAM EDWARDS/AFP via Getty Images)

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Help! I Love To Shit In The Nude!

23 Jul 1995: A view inside a port-a-potty that implies the toilet as the home of the San Francisco 49ers at the Dallas Cowboys training Camp in Austin, Texas. Mandatory Credit: Stephen Dunn/ALLSPORT

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“Just Remember The Next Time A Dog Licks You That They Will Eat Anything.” Your 2022 Super Bowl Pooporoo!

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Giri Nathan

Matteo Berrettini wrote "Imodium! Grazie!" after winning his first-round Australian Open match.

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Tennis

Matteo Berrettini Thanks Diarrhea Medication For Helping Him Win Match

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Patrick Redford

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Perfectly Nice Center-Ice Poop Ruined By Flyers Logo

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Albert Burneko

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What Kind Of Toilet Destruction Are We Talking About, Here?

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Can I Take A Shit At An Open House?

NEW ZEALAND - SEPTEMBER 09: Nelson Bays Brett Wallace extracts himself from the mud in his teams 2026 loss to Bay of Plenty in the Air New Zealand NPC second division match at Trafalgar Park, Nelson, Saturday. (Photo by Ross Land/Getty Images)

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What We Talk About When We Talk About Soiling Ourselves

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“I Was Down $3,000 And Felt A Fart Coming On.” YOUR SUPER BOWL POOPOROO!

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Eric Dier’s Bizarre Mid-Game Piss Break Motivates Tottenham To Victory

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