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Nick Castellanos Is The Phillies’ Himbo Hero
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Lauren Theisen
September 21, 2023
MLB
An Unsuccessful Attempt To Prove How Weird The Phillies Offense Is
81
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Kathryn Xu
September 18, 2023
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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MLB
The Power Of The Standing Ovation Has Healed Trea Turner
78
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Lauren Theisen
August 23, 2023
MLB
Michael Lorenzen Is The Best Kind Of Welcome-To-Philly Story
79
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Kathryn Xu
August 10, 2023
MLB
Bryce Harper Knows His Way Around First Base
81
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Lauren Theisen
July 24, 2023
MLB
Maybe The Mets Are Just Bad
155
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Tom Ley
June 26, 2023
MLB
The Phillies Are On The Frontier Of Pitch-Clock Weirdness
108
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Chris Thompson
June 11, 2023
MLB
The Phillies Finally Had Some Fun
100
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Kelsey McKinney
June 6, 2023
MLB
Spencer Strider Is Closing Games As Soon As They Start
48
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Tom Ley
May 29, 2023
MLB
Bryce Harper Has Had It With The Entire Concept Of The Colorado Rockies
191
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Patrick Redford
May 15, 2023
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