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NFL
Ravens Mascot Laid Low By Children
116
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Chris Thompson
August 28, 2022
NBA
Chet Out
106
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Patrick Redford
August 25, 2022
Remind Everyone That Your Team Sucks
The Why Your Team Sucks series is back in full swing, so it's a perfect time to order this t-shirt. Wear it loud, wear it proud: Your Team Sucks.
MLB
Mike Trout Is Mortal
96
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Lauren Theisen
July 28, 2022
Defector Up All Night
Rays Week Has Already Injured At Least Two Interesting Rays
230
Comments
Samer Kalaf
July 11, 2022
Tennis
Rafael Nadal’s Torn Abdomen Forces Him To Withdraw From Wimbledon
39
Comments
Giri Nathan
July 7, 2022
MLB
Archie Bradley Sets New Standard For Humiliating Brawl Participation
164
Comments
Chris Thompson
June 29, 2022
MLB
Surely, Weird Mets Injury Won’t Turn Into A Whole *Thing*
94
Comments
Barry Petchesky
June 5, 2022
Life Lessons
I Fucking Hate Resistance Bands And I Am Not Wrong
177
Comments
Drew Magary
May 31, 2022
NHL
The Penguins May Have Lost Who They Could Least Afford To Lose
62
Comments
Barry Petchesky
May 13, 2022
NBA
Gary Payton II’s Elbow Injury Is A Huge Bummer
73
Comments
Chris Thompson
May 4, 2022
Soccer
The USMNT Is Injured As Hell And Has No Margin For Error
83
Comments
Patrick Redford
March 21, 2022
NBA
The Warriors Were Healthy Just Long Enough To Get Their Hopes Up
64
Comments
Ray Ratto
March 17, 2022
NFL
For Better And Worse, The First Half Of Super Bowl LVI Was Defined By Odell Beckham Jr.
37
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Chris Thompson
February 14, 2022
College Football
Football Doesn’t Love You Back
235
Comments
Samer Kalaf
January 2, 2022
Year In Review
What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?
275
Comments
Barry Petchesky
January 1, 2022
Year In Review
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?
418
Comments
Barry Petchesky
December 25, 2021
NFL
This Is What It Looks Like
254
Comments
Barry Petchesky
December 17, 2021
NBA
The Pelicans Are Running Out Of Time For Zion Williamson To Save Them
112
Comments
Chris Thompson
December 3, 2021
NBA
The Nuggets Are Hurtling Towards A Lost Season
54
Comments
Tom Ley
November 29, 2021
NFL
Carolina Panthers Call Out Patriots QB Mac Jones For Dirty Ankle Tactics
67
Comments
Patrick Redford
November 8, 2021
NFL
Russell Wilson Returns To Action, Cornily
101
Comments
Barry Petchesky
November 8, 2021
NHL
Too Many Injuries
36
Comments
Lauren Theisen
November 3, 2021
Jamboroo
Show The Injuries
510
Comments
Drew Magary
October 14, 2021
Animals
Local Dog Undergoes Successful ACL Surgery
178
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Ray Ratto
September 22, 2021
Esports
Gamer Wins Tournament, Dislocates Shoulder In Celebration
59
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Giri Nathan
September 14, 2021
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