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Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

Drew Magary

Funbag

One Last Halloween In The Candy Trenches

Kelsey McKinney

Chris Thompson

Chefector

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Melts Under The Pressure Of Halloween Week

Patrick Redford

DENVER, CO - AUGUST 28: Von Miller #58 of the Denver Broncos looks on in the bench area during an NFL preseason game against the Los Angeles Rams at Empower Field at Mile High on August 28, 2021 in Denver, Colorado. (Photo by Dustin Bradford/Getty Images)

Von Miller Just So Happened To Annoy Teammates With Halloween Party Bill, Right Before Broncos Traded Him

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Dan McQuade

A bowl of candy. It's orange. It has a bunch of regular-sized Hershey and Kit Kat bars in it.

Elder Wisdom

Giving Out Big Candy Bars On Halloween Was Worth The Money

Giri Nathan

Defector At The Movies

The Birthday Party Scene In ‘Signs’ Is My Halloween Ritual

NEW YORK - OCTOBER 31: Children gather during the annual Children's Village Halloween Parade October 31, 2002 in New York City. The city will celebrate its annual Halloween parade for adults on Sixth Avenue this evening. (Photo by Mario Tama/Getty Images)

Help! My Daughter Wants To Be A Murderer For Halloween!

Zillowing Out

A $20,000 Small Town Church That Is Absolutely Haunted And Will Ruin Your Life

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