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This is Defector, a new sports blog and media company. We made this place together, we own it together, we run it together. Without access, without favor, without discretion, and without interference.

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Enter Our Raffle To Win A Visit And Home-Cooked Meal From Drew Magary

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Large bags of Halloween candy for sale in Walgreens pharmacy, Queens, New York.

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Bring Back Weird Halloween Candies

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Barry Petchesky

Dubliners line the sidewalks waiting for a Halloween parade that will never begin.

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The Machines

Thousands Turn Out For Nonexistent Halloween Parade Promoted By AI Listing

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Ray Ratto

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Funbag

Should Halloween Always Be The Last Saturday In October?

Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

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Drew Magary

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One Last Halloween In The Candy Trenches

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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Melts Under The Pressure Of Halloween Week

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Patrick Redford

DENVER, CO - AUGUST 28: Von Miller #58 of the Denver Broncos looks on in the bench area during an NFL preseason game against the Los Angeles Rams at Empower Field at Mile High on August 28, 2021 in Denver, Colorado. (Photo by Dustin Bradford/Getty Images)

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Von Miller Just So Happened To Annoy Teammates With Halloween Party Bill, Right Before Broncos Traded Him

Visual Editor. Runs <a href="http://defectorstore.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">defectorstore.com</a>. Philadelphia-based, if you couldn’t tell.

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Dan McQuade

A bowl of candy. It's orange. It has a bunch of regular-sized Hershey and Kit Kat bars in it.

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Giving Out Big Candy Bars On Halloween Was Worth The Money

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Giri Nathan

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Defector At The Movies

The Birthday Party Scene In ‘Signs’ Is My Halloween Ritual

NEW YORK - OCTOBER 31: Children gather during the annual Children's Village Halloween Parade October 31, 2002 in New York City. The city will celebrate its annual Halloween parade for adults on Sixth Avenue this evening. (Photo by Mario Tama/Getty Images)

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Help! My Daughter Wants To Be A Murderer For Halloween!

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A $20,000 Small Town Church That Is Absolutely Haunted And Will Ruin Your Life

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