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I Would Like To Put Lunchmeat On The Cybertruck
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Albert Burneko
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The Machines
Please Let Me See Your Twitter Likes
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Life's Rich Pageant
Have You Seen A Cybertruck Yet?
800
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David Roth
May 21, 2024
Capital
Cybertruck Deliveries Halted Due To Car Being A Big Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Work
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Patrick Redford
April 15, 2024
Podcasts
The Future Doesn’t Work, With Ed Zitron
164
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David Roth
February 29, 2024
Capital
You’re Supposed To Be Glad Your Tesla Is A Brittle Heap Of Junk
624
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Albert Burneko
December 21, 2023
Capital
Elon Musk Is Grimly Determined To Let You Know He Is Funny
352
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Patrick Redford
December 8, 2023
Capital
Looking Good, Elon! Feeling Good, Trashcan Man!
753
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Albert Burneko
December 1, 2023
The Machines
Here’s $75, Give Me One Frosty Tesla Cyberbeer Please GZZT MZZZZT ZZZZZTT ERROR ERROR FATAL ERROR
370
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Albert Burneko
November 16, 2023
Arts And Culture
Not Even The Patron Stooge Of Fawning Biographies Can Make Elon Musk Look Good
396
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James Robins
September 22, 2023
Podcasts
The Coach Prime Discourse Is Decadent And Depraved
127
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David Roth
September 21, 2023
The Machines
Linda Yaccarino Is The Last Funny Twitter Bit Left
413
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David Roth
September 13, 2023
Capital
They Don’t Want Us And We Don’t Need Them
331
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David Roth
July 10, 2023
MMA
Mark Zuckerberg, I Will Give You Five American Dollars If You Choke Out Elon Musk
211
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Barry Petchesky
July 2, 2023
Capital
Burning Down The House
467
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David Roth
May 14, 2023
The Machines
Call These People By Their Proper Name: Fucking Dorks
414
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Drew Magary
March 7, 2023
The Machines
Get A Load Of This Sorry Piece Of Crap
606
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Albert Burneko
February 23, 2023
The Machines
How Not To Interrogate The Ethics Of Tesla’s Busted Autopilot Technology
534
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Albert Burneko
January 20, 2023
Stories
I Was Almost Elon Musk’s Twitter Voice
339
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Alan Hanson
January 12, 2023
Politics
The Eternal Mystery Of A Rich Man’s Politics
566
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David Roth
December 14, 2022
Journalismism
What Are The Twitter Files, And Do You Need To Care About Them?
455
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Tom Ley
December 7, 2022
The Machines
What The Boring Company Does
394
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Albert Burneko
November 29, 2022
Capital
Everything Is Silicon Valley Now
414
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David Roth
November 14, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Beware The Blue Checks
249
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Samer Kalaf
November 9, 2022
Media Meltdowns
Tony La Russa’s Dream Of Twitter Verification Will Soon Just Be Something You Can Buy
178
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Dan McQuade
November 2, 2022
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