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The Country That Was Here Is Gone
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Tom Scocca
February 17, 2025
Politics
JD Vance Would Throw His Own Kids Under A Bus If Donald Trump Were Driving It
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Giri Nathan
February 14, 2025
Politics
Billionaire Dipshit And His Strike Team Of Greasy Beavises Are Stripping The Wires From The Federal Government
907
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David Roth
February 5, 2025
Funbag
Help! I’m Worried The Government Will Stiff Me On My Paycheck!
981
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Drew Magary
February 4, 2025
Politics
The ADL Was A Farce Long Before It Made Excuses For Elon Musk
221
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Samer Kalaf
January 22, 2025
Politics
So What Would You Call This?
393
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Barry Petchesky
January 21, 2025
Margin Of Error
How Crazy Was The Las Vegas Cybertruck Bomber?
365
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Tom Scocca
January 6, 2025
Margin Of Error
Elon Musk Takes What He Can Get
249
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Tom Scocca
December 23, 2024
Jamboroo
The Price Of The American Dream Is Now $1 Billion
637
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Drew Magary
December 5, 2024
Politics
It’s Not The Weather Machine That Is Making Life Shittier
343
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Justin Ellis
October 14, 2024
Politics
Check Out These Cool Moves!
441
Comments
David Roth
October 6, 2024
Science
Neither Elon Musk Nor Anybody Else Will Ever Colonize Mars
566
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Albert Burneko
September 11, 2024
Politics
Elon Musk Keeps Digging In
254
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Nicholas Russell
July 22, 2024
This Is So Stupid
I Would Like To Put Lunchmeat On The Cybertruck
614
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Albert Burneko
June 26, 2024
The Machines
Please Let Me See Your Twitter Likes
220
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Heather Wei-Xi Chen
June 13, 2024
Life's Rich Pageant
Have You Seen A Cybertruck Yet?
800
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David Roth
May 21, 2024
Capital
Cybertruck Deliveries Halted Due To Car Being A Big Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Work
693
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Patrick Redford
April 15, 2024
Podcasts
The Future Doesn’t Work, With Ed Zitron
164
Comments
David Roth
February 29, 2024
Capital
You’re Supposed To Be Glad Your Tesla Is A Brittle Heap Of Junk
624
Comments
Albert Burneko
December 21, 2023
Capital
Elon Musk Is Grimly Determined To Let You Know He Is Funny
352
Comments
Patrick Redford
December 8, 2023
Capital
Looking Good, Elon! Feeling Good, Trashcan Man!
753
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Albert Burneko
December 1, 2023
The Machines
Here’s $75, Give Me One Frosty Tesla Cyberbeer Please GZZT MZZZZT ZZZZZTT ERROR ERROR FATAL ERROR
370
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Albert Burneko
November 16, 2023
Arts And Culture
Not Even The Patron Stooge Of Fawning Biographies Can Make Elon Musk Look Good
396
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James Robins
September 22, 2023
Podcasts
The Coach Prime Discourse Is Decadent And Depraved
127
Comments
David Roth
September 21, 2023
The Machines
Linda Yaccarino Is The Last Funny Twitter Bit Left
413
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David Roth
September 13, 2023
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