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Soccer
Portugal Romped While Ronaldo Watched
217
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Albert Burneko
December 7, 2022
Soccer
Cristiano Ronaldo Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Alienate People
128
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Albert Burneko
November 17, 2022
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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Internationals
Portugal Is Still All About Ronaldo, Even When It Shouldn’t Be
54
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Ray Ratto
November 17, 2022
Soccer
Cristiano Ronaldo And Kevin Durant Can Choose To Leave, But Not What Comes Next
78
Comments
Ray Ratto
July 3, 2022
Soccer
The World No Longer Belongs To Ronaldo And Messi
118
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Billy Haisley
March 16, 2022
Tennis
Daniil Medvedev Does Not Appreciate Silly Soccer Noises
40
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
January 20, 2022
Soccer
Fernando Santos Was Never The Right Manager For Portugal
62
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
November 15, 2021
Soccer
Manchester United’s Delayed Collapse Finally Arrived
82
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
October 24, 2021
Soccer
Cristiano Ronaldo Has Returned, And The Clock Is Ticking
60
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Billy Haisley
October 24, 2021
Soccer
There’s Very Little Worth Celebrating In Cristiano Ronaldo’s Return
45
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
August 29, 2021
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