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Soccer

Cristiano Ronaldo Is Holding Portugal Hostage

Ray Ratto

Portugal Belongs To Cristiano Ronaldo For A Little Bit Longer

Luis Paez-Pumar

Nuno Mendes of Portugal runs to the ball during the UEFA Nations League 2025 final match between Portugal and Spain at Munich Football Arena on June 08, 2025 in Munich, Germany.

Nuno Mendes Made The Nations League Worth The Hassle

Robin Hranac of Czechia concedes an own goal, the first goal for Portugal, as cze during the UEFA EURO 2024 group stage match between Portugal and Czechia at Football Stadium Leipzig on June 18, 2024 in Leipzig, Germany.

The Czech Republic Was Undone By Its Own Center Back

Jordan Henderson of Ajax during the Dutch Eredivisie match between Ajax Amsterdam and RKC Waalwijk at the Johan Cruijff ArenA on January 21, 2024 in Amsterdam, Netherlands.

Saudi Arabia’s Expensive Soccer Experiment Is Already Showing Cracks

Albert Burneko

Cristiano Ronaldo, with mostly empty stands in the background

Cristiano Ronaldo Is Being A Butt Again

Cristiano Ronaldo looking pissy in his yellow substitute's vest

Portugal Romped While Ronaldo Watched

Cristiano Ronaldo Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Alienate People

Cristiano Ronaldo of Portugal during the UEFA Nations league match between Portugal v Spain at the Estadio Municipal de Braga on September 27, 2022 in Braga Portugal.

Internationals

Portugal Is Still All About Ronaldo, Even When It Shouldn’t Be

Cristiano Ronaldo looking pensive in a Manchester United game, in May of 2022.

Cristiano Ronaldo And Kevin Durant Can Choose To Leave, But Not What Comes Next

Billy Haisley

Football players, Portugal's Cristiano Ronaldo, Brazil's Kaka and Argentina's Lionel Messi pose during a press conference prior to the FIFA World Player Gala 2007 award ceremony 17 December 2007 in Zurich.

The World No Longer Belongs To Ronaldo And Messi

Russia's Daniil Medvedev hits a return against Australia's Nick Kyrgios during their men's singles match on day four of the Australian Open tennis tournament in Melbourne on January 20, 2022.

Tennis

Daniil Medvedev Does Not Appreciate Silly Soccer Noises

Portugal's forward Cristiano Ronaldo reacts during the FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 qualification group A football match between Portugal and Serbia, at the Luz stadium in Lisbon, on November 14, 2021.

Fernando Santos Was Never The Right Manager For Portugal

Cristiano Ronaldo of Manchester United looks dejected during the Premier League match between Manchester United and Liverpool at Old Trafford on October 24, 2021 in Manchester, England.

Manchester United’s Delayed Collapse Finally Arrived

Cristiano Ronaldo of Manchester United celebrates after scoring their side's third goal during the UEFA Champions League group F match between Manchester United and Atalanta at Old Trafford on October 20, 2021 in Manchester, England.

Cristiano Ronaldo Has Returned, And The Clock Is Ticking

Cristiano Ronaldo of Juventus looks on during the pre-season friendly match between Juventus and Atalanta BC at Allianz Stadium on August 14, 2021 in Turin, Italy.

There’s Very Little Worth Celebrating In Cristiano Ronaldo’s Return

Cristiano Ronaldo of Juventus looks on during the Serie A match between AS Roma and Juventus at Stadio Olimpico on September 27, 2020

Cristiano Ronaldo