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Soccer
Portugal Romped While Ronaldo Watched
217
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Albert Burneko
December 7, 2022
Soccer
Cristiano Ronaldo Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Alienate People
128
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Albert Burneko
November 17, 2022
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Internationals
Portugal Is Still All About Ronaldo, Even When It Shouldn’t Be
54
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Ray Ratto
November 17, 2022
Soccer
Cristiano Ronaldo And Kevin Durant Can Choose To Leave, But Not What Comes Next
78
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Ray Ratto
July 3, 2022
Soccer
The World No Longer Belongs To Ronaldo And Messi
118
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Billy Haisley
March 16, 2022
Tennis
Daniil Medvedev Does Not Appreciate Silly Soccer Noises
40
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Luis Paez-Pumar
January 20, 2022
Soccer
Fernando Santos Was Never The Right Manager For Portugal
62
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Luis Paez-Pumar
November 15, 2021
Soccer
Manchester United’s Delayed Collapse Finally Arrived
82
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Luis Paez-Pumar
October 24, 2021
Soccer
Cristiano Ronaldo Has Returned, And The Clock Is Ticking
60
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Billy Haisley
October 24, 2021
Soccer
There’s Very Little Worth Celebrating In Cristiano Ronaldo’s Return
45
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Luis Paez-Pumar
August 29, 2021
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