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This is Defector, a new sports blog and media company. We made this place together, we own it together, we run it together. Without access, without favor, without discretion, and without interference.

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Albert Burneko

A bowl with some messy blueberry cobbler in it

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You Can Throw Together A Cobbler, No Sweat

It’s Tomato Time; Let’s Make A Caprese Salad

Do You Dare Flip Your Eggs The Insane Way?

Let’s Roast Some Beets

Let’s Make Some Cold Soup

Let’s Make Cacio e Pepe

Let’s Sauté Some Rapini, Because I Forgot It’s Memorial Day Weekend

Diana Moskovitz is Defector&#8217;s investigations editor. You can contact her at diana@defector.com or dfmoskovitz@protonmail.com. She&#8217;s also on Signal @dmoskovitz.99

Diana Moskovitz

Always Eat The Health Salad

Let’s Cook Some Blue Crabs

A pair of poached eggs, on toast, with chives

Let’s Poach Some Eggs, The Extremely Easy Thing To Do

It’s Green, It’s Sauce, It’s Green Sauce

Let’s Stuff Some Artichokes

A salad with oranges, grapefruit, walnuts, and goat cheese

Let’s Make A Salad Out Of Winter’s Last Citrus

Let’s Make Some Mascarpone

Let’s Make Crab Soup

Let’s Make The Reasonable Omelet

A Pot Of Beans, By Any Other Name

Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

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Funbag

Help! My Spouse Hates Cooking (And Eating Too)!

Nandini Balial is a freelance writer whose work has appeared in Harper&#8217;s Bazaar, Vice, Slate, The Week, The Texas Observer, Ebert Voices, The AV Club, and Wired, among others. She lives and works in Fort Worth, Texas.

Nandini Balial

Let’s Make Something Sweet, With Cardamom

Let’s Make Some Ravioli

A bowl of mushroom soup that tasted better than it photographed

Let’s Cook Mushroom Soup

A bowl of pierogi with cabbage and sour cream

Let’s Make Pierogi

A bowl of escarole with beans and sausage

Let’s Cook Some Escarole With Beans And Sausage

A stuffed orange pepper, looking very delicious in a bowl

Let’s Throw Together Some Stuffed Peppers

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