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You Can Throw Together A Cobbler, No Sweat
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Albert Burneko
August 20, 2022
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It’s Tomato Time; Let’s Make A Caprese Salad
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Albert Burneko
August 6, 2022
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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Do You Dare Flip Your Eggs The Insane Way?
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Albert Burneko
July 23, 2022
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Let’s Roast Some Beets
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Albert Burneko
July 9, 2022
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Let’s Make Some Cold Soup
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Albert Burneko
June 25, 2022
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Let’s Make Cacio e Pepe
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Albert Burneko
June 11, 2022
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Let’s Sauté Some Rapini, Because I Forgot It’s Memorial Day Weekend
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Albert Burneko
May 28, 2022
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Always Eat The Health Salad
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Diana Moskovitz
May 20, 2022
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Let’s Cook Some Blue Crabs
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Albert Burneko
May 14, 2022
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Let’s Poach Some Eggs, The Extremely Easy Thing To Do
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Albert Burneko
April 30, 2022
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